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JumpierPegasus
 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 02:57 AM
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Back in my day the Thunderdome was a no holds barred free-for-all for the ages and if you couldn't take the heat, you got your autistic fuck of an ass out of the kitchen!

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 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 05:35 AM
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thx for da suspension
maybe Logan will actually learn this time

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 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 07:01 AM
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QUOTE (bluesfan55 @ Apr 16 2018, 05:35 AM)
thx for da suspension
maybe Logan will actually learn this time

For him to learn he’d have to acknowledge that he was wrong. He won’t

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 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 07:06 AM
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Samee
 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 07:07 AM
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QUOTE (wikiplaysgames @ Apr 15 2018, 11:45 PM)




Thanks a lot asshole, no one knew there was a report feature.




gg I'm sure people are gonna go back decades and report old wiki posts

brb looking for that one time you called me something offensive a year ago


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 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 07:13 AM
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Also can we just take a moment to appreciate how nice it is to have an HO discord?


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Baelor Swift
 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 07:32 AM
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 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 09:53 AM
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QUOTE (ml002 @ Apr 16 2018, 06:24 AM)
HO full of fast bois


They are also very fast in bed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0049.gif
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They are also very fast in bed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0049.gif


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Eggy216
 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 11:54 AM
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After reviewing Logan's appeal and discussing it with Leafs, we're going to be lowering his suspension from two weeks to one. Leafs and I were in agreement that for his first offense this suspension was too long as written. However, Leafs also advises that next time he will be on a shorter leash.

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Seriously, fuck this whole NEW team and fuck this sim forever.
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QUOTE (Eggy216 @ Apr 16 2018, 03:54 PM)
After reviewing Logan's appeal and discussing it with Leafs, we're going to be lowering his suspension from two weeks to one. Leafs and I were in agreement that for his first offense this suspension was too long as written. However, Leafs also advises that next time he will be on a shorter leash.


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QUOTE (Eggy216 @ Apr 16 2018, 11:54 AM)
After reviewing Logan's appeal and discussing it with Leafs, we're going to be lowering his suspension from two weeks to one. Leafs and I were in agreement that for his first offense this suspension was too long as written. However, Leafs also advises that next time he will be on a shorter leash.


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 Posted: Apr 16 2018, 12:45 PM
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QUOTE (Keygan @ Apr 16 2018, 12:47 AM)



To be fair I don't think we need to go back much further than like two weeks max http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif


Wiki has probably been inactive for 2 weeks so you need to go back further

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