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Pris
 Posted: Feb 13 2018, 09:07 AM
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[Y'all seemed to have liked this one last time. Let's bring it back. Thanks to Raven for the suggestion!]

THIS PT IS OPEN TO ALL SHL PLAYERS AND SENDDOWNS.

Scenario: People come in and out of your locker room all the time, and while you might be close friends with many of them, there are probably some teammates who don't know you all that well. Let's test that.

Written Task: Come up with five personal questions about yourself and/or your player.

Sample questions (for inspiration, you don't have to use these but you can if you'd like):

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Favorite colour?
Favorite TV show?
If they were an animal, what animal would they be?
Warmup song?
Closest friend on the team?
Dream teammate?
Favourite breakfast food?


Ask three separate teammates to answer the five questions about you or your player. (Not the other way round, since that confusion came up a few times last time.) Post the questions and answers below. Must include answers for each question from three different teammates, all of whom must be tagged, as well as the right answer to each question.

Graphic Task: Pick three teammates and ask them your five questions. Consolidate the answers into a graphic like this.

[Note: TPE will be given only to the interviewer/graphics maker. Interviewees will not receive TPE.]

You will be awarded 3 capped TPE for meeting all the requirements.

This PT will close Monday, February 19th, at 7 pm EST.

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 Posted: Feb 13 2018, 09:20 AM
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my questions are:

Favorite colour? Royal Blue
If they were an animal, what animal would they be? i'm allready an man Bear so Bear maybe?
Closest friend on the team? Baelor/Andy
Dream teammate? McZ
Favourite meal? Steak or Meat in Global

the first answers came from Wally

Favorite colour? Blue close enough
If they were an animal, what animal would they be? A bear bingo
Closest friend on the team?Baelor correct
Dream teammate?Ummmm Flem? sorry but who's dat?
Favourite meal?Steak... meeeeat i love steak

the second one was Baelor Swift

Favorite colour? red nope
If they were an animal, what animal would they be? Bear yes
Closest friend on the team?Andy yes
Dream teammate?McZ correct
Favourite meal? I'll go with some nice hunk of pork technical a hunk of pork could be an steak but i think he talked about smt else

last but not least i asked Andybj
Favorite colour? red no sir
If they were an animal, what animal would they be? dog no i'm a indipendend Bear
Closest friend on the team?ME! kinda
Dream teammate?Formxnope
Favourite meal? Dinner maybe i have to make clear what i wanna ask but the others got it


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 Posted: Feb 13 2018, 09:55 AM
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1. What's my favorite day of the week?
2. Which SHL person have I met in real life?
3. How old am I?
4. Who's my favorite UFC fighter (and matchup for Danny Foster)?
5. Where am I from?

jRuutu
1. Thursday
2. Allen +1
3. 31
4. Stipe Miocic
5. Wisconsin

1/5 - aw man, close but not quite on nearly every one. but got the hardest question.

goilers
1. Friday
2. Durden
3. 28
4. Uh ...........
5. Carolina

0/5 - close on the last one, though!

MP7
1. Friday afternoon to Sunday night +1/2
2. ThatDamnWalrus
3. 27 +1
4. I don't know any UFC fighter, but Foster could beat them all anyway +1/2
5. Chicago +1/2

2.5/5 - half credit for #5 and #4 (kiss-ass), technically correct on #1, and nailed my age. nice.

Actual Answers:
1. Saturday
2. Allen
3. 27
4. Roy "Big Country" Nelson
5. Boston - but live in Chicago now

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How long am I trying to play for seasons wise (10, 15, 20, etc)?
Who in my draft class do I consider my biggest 'rival'?
If I could choose any other team to play for, who would it be (SHL)?
What is my favourtie style of food to eat (American, Mexican, Asian)?
Guess what my favourite beer to drink is?

Wongy
20+
Joe Kurczewski
Edmonton
Mexican
Coors Lite

Bzerkap
15
Tor Tuck
Seattle
Middle Eastern
Molson Canadian

enigmatic
15ish
Alexis Metzler
Calgary
American
Pabst Blue Ribbon

Actual Answers

1) 23 is the goal
2) Alexis Metzler
3) Calgary
4) Asian (Thai specifically)
5) Innis and Gun (Rum finish)

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 Posted: Feb 13 2018, 10:06 AM
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Questions
1. What is my favorite/least favorite NHL team?
2. Who would be my dream teammate?
3. Will I recreate? If so, what season?
4. What is my favorite gaming genre?
5. What is my favorite band?

Answers
1. New Jersey / Washington
2. Finn Krüger (love you adamantium)
3. Yes, probably around S52 or something but still unsure
4. FPS
5. Weezer

Response #1 - galatix
1. Pittsburgh / Chicago
2. Peebs

3. Yes, S55
4. RPG
5. Florence and the Machine


Response #2 - AssPancakes
1. Boston / Montreal
2. AssPancakes himself
3. No, never.

4. FPS
5. AC/DC

Response #3 - r1c3bowl22
1. New Jersey / NY Rangers
2. Bojo
3. Yes, S49
4. FPS

5. Fall Out Boy

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 Posted: Feb 13 2018, 10:10 AM
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Questions
1. Who is your dream teammate?
2. Who is your biggest rival?
3. Describe your favorite practice drill.
4. What would you be doing if you weren't playing hockey?
5. Chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla?

Correct Answers
1. Jon Tellofsen
2. Mikhail Lokitonov
3. 2 on 0, 2 on 1, 3 on 2. Forwards go 2 on 0, go back the other way 2 on 1 against a D man, D man joins with them going back the other way (playing offense) with the forwards 3 on 2 vs two D men.
4. Crying (and software dev)
5. Vanilla

The Dude Dude
1. Jon Tellofsen
2. Mikhail Lokitonov
3. Trolling your draft class's TPE leaders
4. Going to school for a boring job (close enough tbh)
5. Chocolate
It looks like The Dude knows me the best out of all of my teammates, he got 2.5/5 right.

Logan Jensen Loganjj21
1. Logan Jensen
2. Detroit
3. Cookie races
4. Sucking dick
5. Vanilla
Logan Jensen isn't even in the same ballpark when it comes to knowing who I am, unless we're talking about ice cream apparently.

Michael Fischer esilverm
1. Mikhail Lokitonov
2. Mikhail Lokitonov
3. Skating in circles
4. Software Development
5. Chocolate
Fish comes in 2nd, if only he knew that vanilla is the one true ice cream flavor.

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- If it wasn't hockey, what sport?
- Warmup song?
- Closest friend on the team?
- Dream teammate?
- Favourite alcoholic bev?

enigmatic
F1
Bad - Michael Jackson
Arty
DrunkenTeddy
"All of it."

Wongy
Baseball
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
JR
DrunkenTeddy
"Just straight vodka."

Zoone16
Basketball
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
JR
Ludwig Koch Schroder
Beer

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F1
Jock Jams Megamix
JR
DrunkenTeddy
Whiskey

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 Posted: Feb 13 2018, 10:16 AM
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1. How old am I?
2. Where was I born?
3. If I wasn't playing for TEX who would I be playing for?
4. What is my favorite Thanksgiving dish?
5. Who makes up my top 3 most attractive US Presidents list?

Brady McIntyre

1. 20 - Incorrect (25)
2. Somewhere in California - Incorrect (North Carolina)
3. EDM - Incorrect (St. Louis forever)
4. Stuffing. Definitely stuffing. - Incorrect (Logan's dick)
5. Barrack Obama, Jimmy Carter, John F. Kennedy - SO CLOSE (Obama, JFK, Carter)

Logan Jensen

1. 25 - Correct
2. Ohio - Incorrect (North Carolina)
3. MINNY - Incorrect (St. Louis forever)
4. My dick - Correct
5. Carter,Regan,Obama - Incorrect (Obama, JFK, Carter)

Friedrich Schmidt

1. 20 or 21 I dunno - Incorrect (25)
2. Akron - Incorrect (North Carolina)
3. Calgary - Incorrect (St. Louis forever)
4. Steamed clams - Incorrect (Logan's dick)
5. Gerald Ford, George Bush, Jimmy Carter - Incorrect (Obama, JFK, Carter)

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 Posted: Feb 13 2018, 10:22 AM
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1. What is Gabriel Wong's warmup song
2. Who is one teammate outside of my current team Gabriel Wong would want to play with.
3. If I could restart my career, what type of player would I be (defensive defender, grinder, etc)
4. What team would I play for in the SHL if it wasn't WKP?
5. What is my favourite post-game meal

Rabidsponge21
1. What is Gabriel Wong's warmup song
- One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU
2. Who is one teammate outside of my current team I'd want to play with.
- Karno Grönkjær
3. If I could restart my career, what type of player would I be (defensive defender, grinder, etc)
- Power forward Center
4. What team would I play for in the SHL if it wasn't WKP?
- Calgary
5. What is my favourite post-game meal
- Pho

Zoone16
1. Pump Up the Jam
2. Esa Anrikkanen
3. 2-Way Forward
4. CGY
5. Chicken Parm.... Esa corrupted you.

adamantium
1. What is Gabriel Wong's warmup song
- Holland, 1945 - Neutral Milk Hotel
2. Who is one teammate outside of my current team I'd want to play with.
- Alex Mack
3. If I could restart my career, what type of player would I be (defensive defender, grinder, etc)
- SSSSSSSSSNIPER
4. What team would I play for in the SHL if it wasn't WKP?
- CGY
5. What is my favourite post-game meal
- BLT and a Labatt's

Correct Answers:
1. What is Gabriel Wong's warmup song
- Remember The Name - Fort Minor
2. Who is one teammate outside of my current team Gabriel Wong would want to play with.
- Karno Grönkjær
3. If I could restart my career, what type of player would I be (defensive defender, grinder, etc)
- Offensive Dman
4. What team would I play for in the SHL if it wasn't WKP?
- Calgary Dragons
5. What is my favourite post-game meal
- Bacon ranch melt from Subway - I'm basic

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Who is my dream teammate ?
Which IIHF team would i love to play if it wasnt Ireland ?
Who's the teammate i love to prank the most ?
How many season do i want to spend in the league ?
Who's my biggest rival ?

Raven
Raven Silverwing
UK, so you could play with Silverwing
Toivo
As many aslong as its with Silverwing
Silverwing

Toivo
Roman Augustus
Russia
Toivo
11
Tigole bitties

Jepox
Roman Augustus
Canada
Toivo
11
Drodger or Toivo


Answers :
Roman Augustus
Russia
Toivo
15ish
Boyka Jr

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Questions Asked:

1. What music plays when I score a goal?
2. What season will I recreate in?
3. Most hated NHL team?
4. Favourite gaming genre?
5. Favourite type of alcohol?

Teammate Responses:
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adamantium
1. Space Jam Theme
2. S53
3. Toronto or Boston
4. MOBA
5. Whisky
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enigmatic
1. Simply the Best
2. S47
3. Toronto Maple Fails
4. Shooters
5. Rum
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Wongy
1. Stayin Alive
2. Never
3. Toronto
4. FPS
5. Captain Morgan


ANSWERS
1. You're the Best Around
2. S48 Post Deadline /Season 49 SMJHL Draft / S50 SHL Draft
3. Boston Bruins (seriously... Fuck the Bruins).
4. Racing
5. Amber Rum

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1. What country was I born in?

AssPancakes: Canada
StaticShocked: Canada
TheRealBK: Germany
ntuttle: Philippines
Real Answer: Philippines

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2. What brand are my hockey skates?

AssPancakes: Reebok
StaticShocked: CCM
TheRealBK: Mission
ntuttle: Bauer
Real Answer: Bauer

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3. What's my favourite musical instrument to play?

AssPancakes: Drums
StaticShocked: Guitar
TheRealBK: Trombone
ntuttle: Saxophone
Real Answer: Guitar

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4. What's my major?

AssPancakes: Business
StaticShocked: Business
TheRealBK: Accounting
ntuttle: Computer Science
Real Answer: Biology: Ecology, Evolution, Behaviour

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5. What do I wanna be when I grow up?

AssPancakes: Hockey player
StaticShocked: Golden god of SHL
TheRealBK: Taller
ntuttle: Good at hockey
Real Answer: Ecology Prof....BK isn't wrong tho

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What's your favorite 90s jam?

Me: 3AM - Matchbox 20
Gooney: Mmbop - Hanson
Sleepy: Never Meant - American Football
Crutch: "Ice Ice Baby" - Vanilla Ice

QUOTE
What do you think about when you're alone in your car?

Me: When will the monkeys rise up and take over?
Gooney: Food/offing myself
Sleepy: Nothing. I like to just space out and listen to music.
Crutch: Fighting DrunkenTeddy

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What were you like in high school?

Me: Chubby nerd
Gooney: Chubby nerd
Sleepy: An emo fuck
Crutch: The guy that beat people up

QUOTE
What was the first job you ever had?

Me: Building computers
Gooney: Sign guy at a halloween store
Sleepy: Worked at a pizza place
Crutch: Fast food

QUOTE
You've been given an elephant, you can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?

Me: Keep it as a pet.
Gooney: Keep it as a pet. That would be p sick u kno. Big ass elephant.
Sleepy: Do my best Hannibal impersonation in my backyard
Crutch: Keep it as a pet

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QUESTIONS:
Favorite Type of woman? ANY WOMAN
If they were an animal, what animal would they be? PANTHER
Closest friend on the team? PEDERS
Does my mustache look good on me? YES
Favorite Sub Sandwich? ANYTHING SOMEONE ELSE MAKES

Mook

Any head is good head, doesnt matter if they are blonde brunette or red
Horny Toad
Plan B
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
The one his woman makes him after sex

Steelhead77
Alex Mack's favorite type of women is one who's breathing. That's pretty much his only criteria.
Mack would be a sex panther, obviously.
Used to be Nuck, but now it's Pedersen, they have a lot in common, both like heavy petting.
It looks better on Ron Bergundy.
Mack favorite sandwich is when he's between two women.

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