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Mr. Deplorable
 Posted: Sep 5 2016, 04:13 PM
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I have 0 interest in playing for the Cheifs, so please do not waste a draft pick on me as I will not sign.

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Do not waste a draft pick this fucking guy LMAO


Ok there Eric Lindros

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Your Thunderdome shitposts ~2015 highlight of this site tbh

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Fuck wiki.

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Don't waste your breath on that pitiful bigot bro.

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you literally wont stop spamming about something that doesn't mean shit. You're covering threads on the front page that have more value than the rest of your life.



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Wiki just fuck off and leave the site, you add nothing positive to anyone's experience

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also no one values your existence


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Abortion is illegal in most states so that's the only reason you're here.  So just die in a fire and we'll call it even.

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Didn't hurt me at all.  Just be thankful your daddy couldn't find a coat hanger in time.

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tbh I don't want to play if I don't get to look at Mericas tits anymore. fuck this

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QUOTE (Merica @ Aug 21 2016, 10:19 AM)


#1 on draft board Avakael



I'm fucking rock hard after seeing his application please do this 4 da team b0ss

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Your Thunderdome shitposts ~2015 highlight of this site tbh

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Fuck wiki.

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Don't waste your breath on that pitiful bigot bro.

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you literally wont stop spamming about something that doesn't mean shit. You're covering threads on the front page that have more value than the rest of your life.



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Wiki just fuck off and leave the site, you add nothing positive to anyone's experience

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also no one values your existence


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Abortion is illegal in most states so that's the only reason you're here.  So just die in a fire and we'll call it even.

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Didn't hurt me at all.  Just be thankful your daddy couldn't find a coat hanger in time.

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The real punishment is having you on the site




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>interested prospect thread
>people post to say they're not interested

at least fill out the questions like I did smh

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QUOTE (smallwater17 @ Sep 12 2016, 06:13 AM)
>interested prospect thread
>people post to say they're not interested

at least fill out the questions like I did smh


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Mr. Deplorable
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QUOTE (ToeDragon84 @ Sep 11 2016, 11:09 PM)
tbh I don't want to play if I don't get to look at Mericas tits anymore. fuck this



What if I have a special thread for tits in the LR just for you? ToeDragon84

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QUOTE (WinstonKodogo587 @ Sep 11 2016, 07:33 AM)
I have 0 interest in playing for the Cheifs, so please do not waste a draft pick on me as I will not sign.



So....you're saying there's a chance

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What if I have a special thread for tits in the LR just for you? ToeDragon84

Here's my plan
You trade 3 1st rounds and a 2nd for the packs 1st and grab me

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Here's my plan
You trade 3 1st rounds and a 2nd  for the packs 1st and grab me


Sometimes you have to lose trades to win trades- Mac.

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There's actually a hell of a lot of people in this upcoming draft class that will be pissed if they get picked by x team and will consider refusing to sign, and while a small group of teams are fairly heavily represented, a majority of teams seem to have rubbed at least one person or another the wrong way. Looking forward to the day-after-draft-day fireworks.

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QUOTE (Avakael @ Sep 12 2016, 06:17 AM)
There's actually a hell of a lot of people in this upcoming draft class that will be pissed if they get picked by x team and will consider refusing to sign, and while a small group of teams are fairly heavily represented, a majority of teams seem to have rubbed at least one person or another the wrong way. Looking forward to the day-after-draft-day fireworks.


That's the purpose of this thread. If it offends you or rubs you the wrong way, well you won't like this team, atleast as long as I'm around http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/lol.gif.

Besides that, I'd never draft anyone without talking to them first. That's foolish.

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QUOTE (WinstonKodogo587 @ Sep 11 2016, 08:33 AM)
I have 0 interest in playing for the Cheifs, so please do not waste a draft pick on me as I will not sign.

Does Montreal have some "don't sign with Minnesota" pact going, or what?

Fucks sake, I'm an alumni you ignorant mother fuckers.

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