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bk1689
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 05:08 PM
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Player Name: Brennan Kennedy
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Why The Cheifs? Well as far as I know I really don't get a choice, but hey yup u guys seem alright.
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
Argar just cause I like the name better.
Activity Level: 1-10 So far I'd say a 9
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? I hate horses with a passion, in all shapes and sizes.
Ass or Tits: a gif please : God dammit, I can't get an image to post for some reason. Just imagine a very nice ass gif here
Anything We Should Know: I'm a pretty cool guy, and a Leafs fan so I'm used to disappointment.
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? Yeah without a question. I know they'd do the same for me.
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? Nothing offensive there, I'd like to think I'm pretty hard to offend.

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 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 08:31 PM
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Why The Chiefs?:
It'll be because you pick me. I am a wild fan tho.
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
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Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?
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Ass or Tits: a gif please:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-86ax7TYNM because I don't have anything in the spank bank that wouldn't get me in trouble and cbf looking.
Anything We Should Know:
I'm allergic to whales
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?
fuck
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Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?
fuck off cunt I'm heaps cultured

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Waters
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 09:43 PM
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Player Name: Ben Waters
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Why The Chiefs? I actually don't want to play for you guys cause you're set at goalie, I just want to fill this out cause it looks fun.
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
Argar he coo
Activity Level: 1-10
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Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?
Fuck Eggy
Ass or Tits: user posted image
Anything We Should Know: I'm a dog
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?
No, I would make my bro jump on the whale so I could get the babe.
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?
I'm a http://i45.tinypic.com/2ut59pt.png so I am flaming, my face looks like an ass, and I am a dog. Don't fulfill the Pussy criteria unfortunately.

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 Posted: Aug 21 2016, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE (Avakael @ Aug 19 2016, 08:31 PM)
Player Name:
Alexis Metzler
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http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=69434
Why The Chiefs?:
It'll be because you pick me. I am a wild fan tho.
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
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Activity Level: 1-10:
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Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?
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Ass or Tits: a gif please:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-86ax7TYNM because I don't have anything in the spank bank that wouldn't get me in trouble and cbf looking.
Anything We Should Know:
I'm allergic to whales
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?
fuck
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Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?
fuck off cunt I'm heaps cultured


#1 on draft board Avakael

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Avakael
 Posted: Aug 21 2016, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE (Merica @ Aug 22 2016, 01:49 AM)


#1 on draft board Avakael

Freedom brought me here.

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 Posted: Aug 22 2016, 01:52 AM
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Player Name: Truck Stoker
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Why The Chiefs? Because no other team would want to sign me
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully. Merica
Activity Level: 1-10 judging by my past, 0
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? Idgaf about your agenda
Ass or Tits: How about you hold my dick
Anything We Should Know: fbjwxjcjekskgjwjsjf the thing shah give
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? For anyone but Merica
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? Shut the fuck up

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 Posted: Aug 22 2016, 11:54 AM
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No thanks. I'm out.

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Evok, Tanner and Galatix fucked my mom
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 Posted: Aug 22 2016, 02:08 PM
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Player Name: Tord Yvel
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Why The Chiefs?
Why not minnesota?
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
Does anyone of those have tits? In that case im going with the tits. (Manboobs count)
Activity Level: 1-10
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Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?
Not sure what ti's is but i shall engage in fistfights with them!
Ass or Tits: a gif please
Tits.. Always tits. (NSFW)
Anything We Should Know:
Earth is round, Everyone should know that by now.
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?
Whale or handgranade. +1 for getting laid anyways.
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?
Just a little bit

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 Posted: Aug 25 2016, 12:45 AM
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Player Name: Trevor Wilson

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Why The Chiefs?
Because ultimately I have no say in what team drafts me

Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
Argar

Activity Level: 1-10
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Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?
I can engage in war against anyone that my team needs me to.

Ass or Tits: a gif please
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Anything We Should Know:
I'm actually a whale

Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?
No, I won't harm my own species

Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?
I don't think I've ever been more angry from anything else in my life http://i5.ifrm.com/11514/47/emo/ranting.gif

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Why The Chiefs? eh
Merica or Argar ?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
Activity Level: 6.5ish idk

Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?

this is the only pony movement I know about, and it's a rainbow soft-serve bowel movement brah

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Anything We Should Know: hockey is fake, misandry is real

Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?

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Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?

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Player Name:Your Mom
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Why The Chiefs? Your Mom
Merica or Argar?: Your Mom
Activity Level: Your Mom
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?Your Mom
Ass or Tits: a gif please
Your Mom
Anything We Should Know:Your Mom
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?Your Mom
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? Your Mom

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 Posted: Aug 26 2016, 07:53 PM
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Player Name: Joe Kurczewski

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Why The Chiefs? Because beggars can't be choosers.

Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully. Merica.

Activity Level: 1-10 9

Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? No fucking clue what you're talking about, but it sounds shitty. So fuck ponies. Or did you mean brony?

Ass or Tits: a gif please

I dont wanna search for one. I'll show you multiples when drafted.

Anything We Should Know:Loop, Swoop, and pull.

Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?

Yeah, probably. I'm a good person.

Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?

FUCK YOU I'LL KILL YOUR DOG. . . i mean, nah.

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Player Name: Jason The Visshound Visser
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Why The Chiefs? -I have a chimney but it's actually a bong and it smells like Mericas pussy.
Merica or Argar?:- Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully. Merica has a hot girl pic and Argar is a child so I want to say Merica, but then I think about you just being some dude and it kinda ruins the dream, but if you could never reveal that you aren't a hottie that'd be great for my immersion. Like let's roleplay Merica, ya'know? Also Argar don't ever make eye contact with my player. Merica is the one I'm here for.
Activity Level: 1-10 420
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?- idk what that is but if there is a fake horse clan then fuck them. If that's real then I'm immediately against it. Sounds dumb, but what is war really? I would do it if i got some of that Somolian Pirate teeth goo.
Ass or Tits: a gif please- God I edged like 11 times searching for a gif dude I need to eat and like get my life together I don't have time for this anymore. And now the gif i made doesn't even show up. Yo this hot Russian chick get's weird as fuck and like air fucks herself it's great fucking link to a part but you gotta see the real thing trust me "You are not allowed to use that image extension on this board. A valid format is: http://www.domain.com/picture.gif, an invalid format is: http://www.domain.com/picture.one.gif" shit doesn't work look up young monroe
Anything We Should Know: -My names not important and I like to party
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? -Assuming you mean 250+lb female no. Never, unless it's one of those Amazonian's that still are hwp but do they even qualify as whale? are there skinny whales that are just really long? is that what a semen is?
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? I don't get offended but absolutely love being a flaming ass pussy bitch - I'll do anything for $20

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