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Mr. Deplorable
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 12:09 PM
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Bringing back the legendary thread, much to Argars chagrin and anger. Oh well, smd gaybar!

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Why The Chiefs?
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
Activity Level: 1-10
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?
Ass or Tits: a gif please
Anything We Should Know:
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?

Would also like to point out anyone can fill this form out. Not just prospects.

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.bojo
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 12:16 PM
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Why The Chiefs?
Trying to rebrand as the redskins

Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
I live in Armerica, it's my right to choose both

Activity Level: 1-10
Joey

Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?
i prefer pony's to just stay where they are. too much moving.

Ass or Tits: a gif please
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Anything We Should Know:
how to build a fire

Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?
what question

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ztevans
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 12:40 PM
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Player Name: Zach Evans
Page Link: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=69577
Why The Chiefs? Because it's a draft, it's not like I get to choose.
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully. If Argar has chagrin and anger over this deal, sounds like he might be the rational one. He gets my vote.
Activity Level: 7? idk
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? No ponies have crossed me yet, so I don't see the need to go to war. Why can't we be friends?
Ass or Tits: user posted image
Anything We Should Know: I like the Carolina Hurricanes.
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? Sorry, I'm not into bestiality. Also, you're not my bro.
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? Yep!

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3. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 2 (Pietra Volkova 6, Zach Evans 5) at 14:24 (PP)
4. Winnipeg Jets , Pietra Volkova 4 (Zach Evans 6, Max Weber 5) at 15:49 (PP)
5. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 3 (Zach Evans 7, Isaac Cormier-Hale 6) at 9:42
8. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 4 (Zach Evans 8, Alek Koivu 8) at 17:16

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ArGarBarGar
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 12:42 PM
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.bojo
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 12:47 PM
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QUOTE (ztevans @ Aug 19 2016, 12:40 PM)
Anything We Should Know: I like the Carolina Hurricanes.


sorry chiefs, this guy is mine.

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mpclardy
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 12:53 PM
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[QUOTE=Merica,Aug 19 2016, 11:09 AM]Bringing back the legendary thread, much to Argars chagrin and anger. Oh well, smd gaybar!

Player Name: Viatch Orlov
Page Link: Meh
Why The Chiefs? Because rejection runs deep
Merica or Argar?: ArGar
Activity Level: 6.4
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? The #lilluminati will win, we have to accept our fate
Ass or Tits:
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Anything We Should Know: http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/lol.gif
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? Take one for the team, boss
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/lol.gif

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miss u clardy
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Thank you very much for the kind words, it means a lot coming from you.
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I'd take 3 clardys to one Mac, maybe even 4
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#ClardyForCoGM
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mpclardy actually made the best ponits in it, but gorlab is an selfish prick and basically said "it't my way or the highway".
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You are a good friend Clardy. You just so happen to have brainfarts that create black holes of stupidity.
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InciteHysteria
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 12:53 PM
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Player Name: Maximum Weiner

Page Link: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=69381

Why The Chiefs? Gets my post count up.

Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
Who?

Activity Level: 1-10
I'm definitely a 10. Ask my ex girlfriends.

Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them?
We have intelligent ponies on this site? Why are we not harnessing their power for the greater good?

Ass or Tits: a gif please

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Anything We Should Know:

I live in Colorado and I'm a dirty hippy.

Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe?

I'd try to pick up both the whale and the babe. Also, what's a friend?

Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question?

Yes, now stop yelling at me, Mom.

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ztevans
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 12:57 PM
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QUOTE (Bojo @ Aug 19 2016, 12:47 PM)


sorry chiefs, this guy is mine.


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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
1. Winnipeg Jets , Zach Evans 3 (Gary Grease 2, Alek Koivu 6) at 3:12
2. Winnipeg Jets , Zach Evans 4 (Isaac Cormier-Hale 5, Big Manious 3) at 7:48
3. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 2 (Pietra Volkova 6, Zach Evans 5) at 14:24 (PP)
4. Winnipeg Jets , Pietra Volkova 4 (Zach Evans 6, Max Weber 5) at 15:49 (PP)
5. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 3 (Zach Evans 7, Isaac Cormier-Hale 6) at 9:42
8. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 4 (Zach Evans 8, Alek Koivu 8) at 17:16

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biggy_dooberman
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 01:08 PM
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Player Name: Kip O'Callahan
Page Link: Awards and Accolades
Why The Chiefs? Cause, savages.
Merica or Argar?: Merica
Activity Level: 6
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? Is Corey Perry a part of it?
Ass or Tits: NSFW NOPE
Anything We Should Know: I have seasonal allergies, see page link above for anything else.
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? I am a sporting man, yes.
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? I could see how http://i.imgur.com/D6T4tiy.png would be offended.

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Wally
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 02:25 PM
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Player Name: Kyle Wahlgren
Page Link: Don't bother.
Why The Chiefs? Exactly, why the Chiefs. I'd rather go to 13 other places.
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully. CRUTCHFIELD
Activity Level: 1-10 11
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? Nah, too focused on winning games.
Ass or Tits: user posted image
Anything We Should Know: Minnesota hasn't got shit on Wisconsin.
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? Bro can take both... I got his mom.
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? I don't even know what a flaming ass pussy would look like if I saw one.

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ArGarBarGar
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 03:27 PM
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QUOTE (Bojo @ Aug 19 2016, 01:47 PM)


sorry chiefs, this guy is mine.

That's okay, we have no draft picks. laugh.gif

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Mr. Deplorable
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE (ztevans @ Aug 19 2016, 12:40 PM)
Player Name: Zach Evans
Page Link: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=69577
Why The Chiefs? Because it's a draft, it's not like I get to choose.
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully. If Argar has chagrin and anger over this deal, sounds like he might be the rational one. He gets my vote.
Activity Level: 7? idk
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? No ponies have crossed me yet, so I don't see the need to go to war. Why can't we be friends?
Ass or Tits: user posted image
Anything We Should Know: I like the Carolina Hurricanes.
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? Sorry, I'm not into bestiality. Also, you're not my bro.
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? Yep!


I see you what did here. Reverse psychology. I got you

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ztevans
 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE (Merica @ Aug 19 2016, 04:44 PM)


I see you what did here. Reverse psychology. I got you


thx bb

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2. Winnipeg Jets , Zach Evans 4 (Isaac Cormier-Hale 5, Big Manious 3) at 7:48
3. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 2 (Pietra Volkova 6, Zach Evans 5) at 14:24 (PP)
4. Winnipeg Jets , Pietra Volkova 4 (Zach Evans 6, Max Weber 5) at 15:49 (PP)
5. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 3 (Zach Evans 7, Isaac Cormier-Hale 6) at 9:42
8. Winnipeg Jets , Corey Bearss 4 (Zach Evans 8, Alek Koivu 8) at 17:16

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 Posted: Aug 19 2016, 05:07 PM
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[QUOTE=Merica,Aug 19 2016, 01:09 PM]Bringing back the legendary thread, much to Argars chagrin and anger. Oh well, smd gaybar!

Player Name: Brennan Kennedy
Page Link: Player Page
Why The Cheifs? Well as far as I know I really don't get a choice, but hey yup u guys seem alright.
Merica or Argar?: Must pick one. Don't be a pussy. Choose carefully.
Argar just cause I like the name better.
Activity Level: 1-10 So car I'd say a 9
Thoughts on the pony movement within SHL? Are you willing and able to engage in war against them? I hate horses with a passion, in all shapes and sizes.
Ass or Tits: a gif please
Anything We Should Know: I'm a pretty cool guy, and a Leafs fan so I'm used to disappointment.
Would you jump on a whale so your bro could get the babe? Yeah without a question. I know they'd do the same for me.
Are You a Flaming Ass Pussy Bitch that gets offended by this question? Nothing offensive there, I'd like to think I'm pretty hard to offend.


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