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Kesler17
 Posted: Jan 3 2018, 06:28 PM
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S17 Challenge Cup Champion

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Player Name: Freddie LaFlame
Position/Player Type: G
Minor League Team: Halifax

Know anyone on the team?
yeah probably

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons?
yeah

Do you use discord?
yee yee

Need a big contract
lol what

State/Province?
BC?

Favorite NHL team:
Canucks

Hobbies:
Fitness, being active, doing stuff with my dogs, working on my car, racing my car, breaking my car etc.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.
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You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
the captain and 2 alternates on WKP

How many hot dogs?
1 sausage

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
You're Las like vegas.

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Zoone16
 Posted: Jan 3 2018, 06:42 PM
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Loveable Buttnugget

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QUOTE (MayTee @ Jan 3 2018, 06:28 PM)

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
the captain and 2 alternates on WKP


Dis guy....knows what's up. https://s25.postimg.io/hi7d1v5jj/I_like_this.png

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Beaujeaux
 Posted: Jan 3 2018, 07:00 PM
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QUOTE (Zoone16 @ Jan 3 2018, 06:42 PM)


Dis guy....knows what's up.  https://s25.postimg.io/hi7d1v5jj/I_like_this.png


He doesn't tell you that he's going to be the only captain though

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Dangles13
 Posted: Jan 3 2018, 10:10 PM
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Player Name: Liam O'Callaghan
Position/Player Type: 4th Forward
Minor League Team: http://i.imgur.com/D6T4tiy.png

Know anyone on the team? Bojo and stuff

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? Possibly but things change.

Do you use discord? You betcha

Need a big contract Not now but maybe one day.

State/Province? Just outside of Winnipeg, Manitoba

Favorite NHL team: Edmonton Oilers

Hobbies: I like hockey, reading, music and various other activities.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. No, I have been the victim of these and they hurt my feelings.

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? FormX, Phobospwns and Gooney

How many hot dogs? Anywhere between 1 and 1,000,000

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) What is blue and smells like red paint?



Blue paint, tell your friends!

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XLeafer
 Posted: Jan 4 2018, 09:17 AM
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gets beat up by grandmas

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QUOTE (Dangles13 @ Jan 3 2018, 10:10 PM)

Favorite NHL team: Edmonton Oilers


gotta say, any team you cheer for/be part of sucks

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XLeafer
 Posted: Jan 4 2018, 09:23 AM
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And I like these jokes http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/towel.gif

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TimmyP17
 Posted: Jan 4 2018, 02:01 PM
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Player Name: Grayson St. Raegan
Position/Player Type: Center/Playmaker
Minor League Team: Detroit Falcons

Know anyone on the team? Not that I know of

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? Yes

Do you use discord? Yes

Need a big contract Not sure, but the bigger the better http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0163.gif

State/Province? PA

Favorite NHL team: Penguins

Hobbies: Sports, TV/Movies

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. https://imgur.com/gallery/haRBQL7

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? I have no idea

How many hot dogs? All of the hot dogs

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) What do you do to a Rhino with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the elephant.

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Allegiant
 Posted: Jan 5 2018, 11:18 PM
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Player Name: Karsten Kadinger
Position/Player Type: LW / Two Way (Shooting oriented)
Minor League Team: Colorado Mammoths

Know anyone on the team? A couple. JR and Narconis mostly.

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? Sure. A three-season tenure in juniors is always a good go.

Do you use discord? Yes.

Need a big contract Nah.

State/Province? Nova Scotia, but residing in Ontario for the time being.

Favorite NHL team: Colorado Avalanche

Hobbies: Video games, schoolwork, video games, schoolwork.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. user posted image Here's a hockey one.

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? Tez, JP and to make things interesting, JR so he can constantly sabotage our efforts to escape.

How many hot dogs? None.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) That time when Bojo told me he would find a job for me after he disbanded the discipline committee. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0065.gif

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Beaujeaux
 Posted: Jan 5 2018, 11:20 PM
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Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) That time when Bojo told me he would find a job for me after he disbanded the discipline committee. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0065.gif


That was one of my better ones. Good times

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JuOSu
 Posted: Jan 6 2018, 04:56 PM
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Player Name: Julian O`Sullivan
Position/Player Type: Goalie
Minor League Team: Vancouver Whalers

Know anyone on the team? Know a few players like Leafer and am GM partners with Rabidsponge in the PBE

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? I would be.

Do you use discord? I do, juosu#0130

Need a big contract I do not-

State/Province? Central Europe

Favorite NHL team: Capitals or Sabres

Hobbies: Reading, Netflix, Video and Board games, working out, sim leagues

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.

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You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? Evok @Sophia and Rabidsponge21

How many hot dogs? Just one.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)

What is Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? BARACKOLI
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Beaujeaux
 Posted: Jan 10 2018, 08:47 AM
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Just Monika

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bumping over spamilton http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0021.gif

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galatix
 Posted: Jan 10 2018, 01:49 PM
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Respected Galactic Princess

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Player Name: Maxim Poulin
Position/Player Type: D
Minor League Team: http://i45.tinypic.com/2qcdsat.png

Know anyone on the team?
Twils! Bojo as my usual fantasy group dude

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons?
Yess

Do you use discord?
yes

Need a big contract
Would be nice but honestly, I'm good with whatever.

State/Province?
user posted image

Favorite NHL team:
Penguins

Hobbies:
Writing, singing, skiing when I can, attempting different recipes.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.
user posted image

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
This is like choosing favorite children, how dare you. (peebs, haz, pris)

How many hot dogs?
Enough to fill two back to back cups for Phil Kessel which is to say, none.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
I don't think I'm very punny at all

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tweedlebrumm
 Posted: Jan 10 2018, 09:24 PM
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Player Name: Bumm Jr.
Position/Player Type: OFD
Minor League Team: Militia

Know anyone on the team? Naw

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? I can

Do you use discord? Yeah

Need a big contract Naw

State/Province? Look at galatix state and turn it around and stretch it.
Favorite NHL team: sanjoseh sharks

Hobbies: shl

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. My avatar would be perfect for WKP in the playoffs

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
Ballerstorm - Brings the Canadian charm
Copenhagen - Brings the cannons
Nereus - brings the weed

How many hot dogs? Probably a lot

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
Wot do a zippo and a hippo have in common? one's a little heavier, and ones a little lighter.


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ntuttle
 Posted: Jan 13 2018, 01:08 AM
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Player Name: Kolja Seppanen
Position/Player Type: RW, Two-way
Minor League Team: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ut59pt.png

Know anyone on the team? No

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? Sure

Do you use discord? Yep Ntuttle#2826

Need a big contract Not really been active in media this season but I will pick it up once I have more free time

State/Province? Ontario

Favorite NHL team: Leafs

Hobbies: Gaming, sleep

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.

https://gfycat.com/ThoroughWillingHairstreakbutterfly

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? Don't know too many people here

How many hot dogs? Too many

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/2202503...auston-matthews

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