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.bojo
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 05:49 PM
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West Kendall Platoon

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Fill out this stuff or tell us we suck. Either way, we love you. Even you, Jaymay.

Basically I need you to be like Stanley:

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[b]Player Name:[/b]
[b]Position/Player Type:[/b]
[b]Minor League Team:[/b]

[b]Know anyone on the team?[/b]

[b]OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons?[/b]

[b]Do you use discord?[/b]

[b]Need a big contract[/b]

[b]State/Province?[/b]

[b]Favorite NHL team:[/b]

[b]Hobbies:[/b]

[b]We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.[/b]

[b]You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?[/b]

[b]How many hot dogs?[/b]

[b]Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)[/b]


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CptSquall
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 06:00 PM
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Player Name: Richard Physt
Position/Player Type: Two Way Defenseman
Minor League Team: Kelowna Knights

Know anyone on the team? No Idea

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? Absolutely

Do you use discord? Frequently

Need a big contract I hear the SHL is expensive but roll it according to weather i deserve it or not

State/Province? British Colombia, Canada

Favorite NHL team: St.Louis Blues

Hobbies: Hockey, Soccer, RPGs, Strategy.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. user posted image If you can make it say Imma Firing Mah Physt, then this is gold

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? NourFFAK, Brockbecker, and Ml002 for fun

How many hot dogs? As many as Phil Kessel

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) Don't you go getting my Physt all Fired up!

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First Career SHL Goal: Toronto North Stars , Richard Physt 1 (Chris York 6, Kristian Eriksson 6) at 16:40 of Game 8 of S40

The Original: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=84419[/URL]

The Update:
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=84620

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.bojo
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE (CptSquall @ Jan 2 2018, 06:00 PM)
Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) Don't you go getting my Physt all Fired up!



well done.

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CptSquall
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 06:22 PM
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Yay, i did a thing

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First Career SHL Goal: Toronto North Stars , Richard Physt 1 (Chris York 6, Kristian Eriksson 6) at 16:40 of Game 8 of S40

The Original: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=84419[/URL]

The Update:
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=84620

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ml002
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 06:33 PM
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Player Name: Mikhail Lokitonov
Position/Player Type:RW Offensive Foward
Minor League Team: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ut59pt.png

Know anyone on the team? Arty is my teammate on pgf and I work with Zoone on the smjhl awards committee

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? Ye

Do you use discord? Ye my discord is mjl002#2146

Need a big contract All the monies (nah I writes articles)

State/Province? Illinois

Favorite NHL team: Blackhawks

Hobbies: Watching sports, playing video games and watching some animes

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.

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You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? Sleepy, calroit_red_flames, and cptsquall

How many hot dogs? 2 minimum

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) I'm almost as bad at jokes as the Capitals are at beating the Penguins in the playoffs

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caltroit_red_flames
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 07:45 PM
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Player Name: Brady McIntyre
Position/Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Minor League Team: St. Louis Scarecrows

Know anyone on the team?
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OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons?
Yep, I wanna be in the minors until I win the Four Stars Cup.

Do you use discord?
Yep, daily. St. Louis has an awesome locker room, and I want to be on an SHL team that has one just as fun.

Need a big contract
Need? Not really, I like writing articles so I'm rolling in cash. If I'm a big part of the team I'd like a bigger contract, but if it helps us win the cup I don't mind taking a pay cut. I don't need a huge contract to pay for my training or get equipment, it'd just make it easier.

State/Province?
Michigan.

Favorite NHL team:
1. Detroit Red Wings 2. Calgary Flames

Hobbies:
This Website
My hockey team
Writing code (I'm a computer science major, graduating this year)
Hanging out with my girl

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.
This sounds like something I'd LOVE to learn how to do. Give it a season or two with me on the squad and we can make this one happen.
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But I'm itching for the day when this becomes a useful gif
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You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
JKortesi8 - The man with a plan, I trust this guy
Kmichael - Part of the STL Dream D
Rancidbulgie - Part of the STL Dream D

How many hot dogs?
How about you stay the fuck away from my hot dogs?

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
PGF after this season: http://theshl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopi...dpost&p=2383044

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 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE (caltroit_red_flames @ Jan 2 2018, 07:45 PM)
We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.
This sounds like something I'd LOVE to learn how to do. Give it a season or two with me on the squad and we can make this one happen.
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Rancidbudgie
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 11:03 PM
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Player Name: Jon Tellofsen
Position/Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Minor League Team: St. Louis Scarecrows

Know anyone on the team?

I'm not familiar with who's on what team in the SHL just yet!

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons?

Yes! I want to be at my peak TPE when I come up to contribute.

Do you use discord?

Yes I do! Daily

Need a big contract

As an ELC? No, I write a lot of media to make up for that.

State/Province?

B.C.

Favorite NHL team:

Colorado Avalanche

Hobbies:

History, Theatre, and statistics.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.

On mobile, going to have to come back with a gif.

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?

Caltroit, because I am confident he will MacGyver something to get us all off the island. esilverm because of the cool shit he can make from scratch, and Dawegg so we can have a goalie for beach hockey (we'll play with palm fronds and a coconut).

How many hot dogs?

A hot dog, two hotdogs, a hotdog-and-a-half, and half a hotdog.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
The 2016-2017 Colorado Avalanche http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0065.gif
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artermis
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 11:21 PM
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you guys suck

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i play with them a lot.
they didn't like it at first
but after a while, it just felt normal

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4-0 and 0-4 aren't that different tbh

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ml002
 Posted: Jan 2 2018, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE (artermis @ Jan 2 2018, 10:21 PM)
you guys suck

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arty no

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.bojo
 Posted: Jan 3 2018, 09:51 AM
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QUOTE (artermis @ Jan 2 2018, 11:21 PM)
you guys suck


One of us one of us

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esilverm
 Posted: Jan 3 2018, 10:15 AM
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Player Name: Michael Fischer
Position/Player Type: RW / Playmaker (currently building to be shoot-first)
Minor League Team: St Louis Scarecrows

Know anyone on the team? Not yet

OK with staying down for at least 2 more seasons? Yes I intend to stay down for a bit

Do you use discord? Yes. I gotta keep my SHL stats bot up

Need a big contract No

State/Province? Florida

Favorite NHL team: Tampa Bay Lightning

Hobbies:
Programming bots/software
Singing
Watching classic movies
Pretending that Florida is a normal state with normal weather

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.
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You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
caltroit_red_flames - Friendly guy
Rancidbudgie - Great guy
NourFFAK - Wonderful guy

How many hot dogs? at least 6

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
West Kendall Platoon S11

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artermis
 Posted: Jan 3 2018, 01:00 PM
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QUOTE (ml002 @ Jan 3 2018, 12:31 AM)

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arty no

(this is my team I'm allowed to trash talk my team especially if it's bojo)

(don't worry boo)

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i'll playwith anyone
playing with my teammates is part of the intangibles I bring to the table
i play with them a lot.
they didn't like it at first
but after a while, it just felt normal

QUOTE (Justice @ Sep 18 2016, 02:09 PM)
4-0 and 0-4 aren't that different tbh

QUOTE (McJesus - Today at 10:38 PM)

FIRE EGGY
HIRE ARTY

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.bojo
 Posted: Jan 3 2018, 02:32 PM
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QUOTE (artermis @ Jan 3 2018, 01:00 PM)

(this is my team I'm allowed to trash talk my team especially if it's  bojo)

(don't worry boo)


(He's also mean person but makes an excellent omelette at his bnb so we keep him around)

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