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Banjo
 Posted: Jul 16 2017, 01:56 PM
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Player Name: Ben Turska
Position/Player Type: D/TWD
Minor League Team: Montreal Militia

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall? Yes I am. Ben's father, Jackson, played in West Kendall the last couple seasons of his career and I am still familiar with some guys. Specifically, Bojo, Jed Lloren, and Enigmatic.

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons?
For sure.

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR?
I am more interested in the LR. I understand that this may be different from how many people feel in the current SHL. For me, I enjoy checking the locker room after a day of work because I am not on the site/ on my phone during that time. Since I am not constantly on Discord, I miss a lot of information unless I am tagged. Both are great, but I just prefer the old school locker room.

How important is SHL money from contracts to you?
It has never been entirely important to me. Although, I have felt that in the past I should have cared a bit more about contracts for the fun of it.

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating!
Florida. Not quite sure which part of Florida, though...

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share?
I once got a hole-in-one while playing golf. Not really a talent but I thought it might be fun to share.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.
The gifs are hilarious. I think the one linked just below could be converted into a great one with the Platoon logo smashing another team's logo:
http://i.imgur.com/lbxQSbm.gifv

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
Crutchfield for his friendship
JumpierPegasus because he and I have been around the site for a similar amount of time
Allen for his sexiness

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris.
I may need to mentally prepare myself but yes, I will be ready.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) Have you seen the movie "Constipated"? It hasn't come out yet. (credit to my 9 year old cousin who told me this one the other day.

Favourite NHL team: Blackhawks
Hobbies: Sports, video games, music
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: PS4: jtrusk10
Steam: masterjt108

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gfridge
 Posted: Jul 17 2017, 08:06 AM
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Player Name: Karl Hefeweizen
Position/Player Type: 2way defenseman
Minor League Team: Detroit Falcons

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Probably, without knowing it

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons?
Yeppers

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR?
Discord

How important is SHL money from contracts to you?
Meh, I'm pretty active in media, money's not the most important thing to me

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating!
Somewhere to the left of East Kendall

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share?
I sling dope code and am gifted in the ways of the trash talk

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.
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You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
DrunkenTeddy, mpclardy, and Plastic Bowl

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris.
No, but I'll be willing to talk about Nickelback.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
2 fish are sitting together in a tank. One says "You drive, I'll man the guns!"

Favourite NHL team: Penguins
Hobbies: Vidja/board/tabletop games, golf, programming, dogs
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: yall aint gonna doxx me

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mpclardy
 Posted: Jul 17 2017, 08:33 AM
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You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
DrunkenTeddy, mpclardy, and Plastic Bowl


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Thank you very much for the kind words, it means a lot coming from you.
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I'd take 3 clardys to one Mac, maybe even 4
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mpclardy actually made the best ponits in it, but gorlab is an selfish prick and basically said "it't my way or the highway".
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You are a good friend Clardy. You just so happen to have brainfarts that create black holes of stupidity.
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mpclardy 1 - It's not because of the garbage, he covered all the topics well before it devolved into madness.



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r1c3bowl22
 Posted: Jul 17 2017, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE (Banjo @ Jul 16 2017, 01:56 PM)

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall? Yes I am.  Ben's father, Jackson, played in West Kendall the last couple seasons of his career and I am still familiar with some guys.  Specifically, Bojo, Jed Lloren, and Enigmatic.

Wow, Banjo remembers me

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Banjo
 Posted: Jul 17 2017, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE (r1c3bowl22 @ Jul 17 2017, 05:24 PM)

Wow, Banjo remembers me

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Shmurph
 Posted: Jul 20 2017, 10:44 PM
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Player Name: Éric Pelletier
Position/Player Type: Playmaking Center
Minor League Team: http://i60.tinypic.com/bhn88m.png

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Pris

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons?
with the team we will have here in HAL, for sure.

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR?
Discord since I don't know what is a LR http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0007.gif

How important is SHL money from contracts to you?
Really important, since because english is not my first language, I have some hard time to sit and start an article for money, so contract money is the easiest and safest way for me of having money for training and equipment

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating!
I believe somewhere in florida

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share?
I can draw a map of europe by hearth with all the countries name on it

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.
Sorry, I have no gif in store http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0065.gif

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?
The three users who can float the most, to make a raft and get out of that island.

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris.
no problem

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
what do you call a dwarf who play the organ? A microorganist!

Favourite NHL team: Habs
Hobbies: Video games & board games
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enigmatic
 Posted: Jul 21 2017, 06:24 AM
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QUOTE (Shmurph @ Jul 20 2017, 11:44 PM)
How important is SHL money from contracts to you?
Really important, since because english is not my native

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r1c3bowl22
 Posted: Jul 21 2017, 06:38 AM
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QUOTE (enigmatic @ Jul 21 2017, 06:24 AM)

Are you a Quebecer? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0003.gif

Wow, there are so many other possibilities and you choose to ask that? Classic Frenchy

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QUOTE (r1c3bowl22 @ Jul 21 2017, 06:38 AM)

Wow, there are so many other possibilities and you choose to ask that? Classic Frenchy


It's the only really important criteria TBH, i agree with Eni

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QUOTE (r1c3bowl22 @ Jul 21 2017, 06:38 AM)

Wow, there are so many other possibilities and you choose to ask that? Classic Frenchy

It's an obvious question. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0003.gif

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Shmurph
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QUOTE (enigmatic @ Jul 21 2017, 06:24 AM)

Are you a Quebecer? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0003.gif


Damn, I didn't finished my answer on that question, woops.

And yeah, i'm a Quebecer (if that's the right word, i'm never sure with that word)

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QUOTE (r1c3bowl22 @ Jul 21 2017, 07:38 AM)
Wow, there are so many other possibilities and you choose to ask that? Classic Frenchy

1. English isn't their first language
2. They're a Habs fan
3. They're Evok's real life friend

MMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHH I wonder where they are from!

Also, yes, Quebecer is a word http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0021.gif

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QUOTE (enigmatic @ Jul 21 2017, 09:28 AM)

1. English isn't their first language
2. They're a Habs fan
3. They're Evok's real life friend

MMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHH I wonder where they are from!

Also, yes, Quebecer is a word http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0021.gif

Wait, Evok is also one of you?

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QUOTE (r1c3bowl22 @ Jul 21 2017, 04:51 PM)

Wait, Evok is also one of you?


Hi bb !

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