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artermis
 Posted: Jul 13 2017, 09:12 PM
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Player Name: Colton Hagan
Position/Player Type: RW/Power Forward
Minor League Team: Colorado Mammoths

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?

Yeah, pris, rice, and Zoone

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons?

Sure

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR?

Personally Discord is more convenient and faster, but I don't really care either way. On the forums I don't hear an annoying alert every time someone posts.

How important is SHL money from contracts to you?

Well, I hate writing, so I have to make money somehow. Wouldn't say super important, but not beneath care.

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating!

Been to Miami before, been in it before.

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share?

Chirp ability

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.

The original gif I found was in imgur hell. So I couldn't use it.

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You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick?

Zach Evans for comic relief.

Bojo for Bojangles.

Pris so something actually gets done.

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris.

Yes, and I'm prepared to make fun of pris for it at every opportunity.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)

The Colorado Avalanche

Favourite NHL team: Nashville
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First SHL Goal: S38 vs. LAP: 5. Texas Renegades , Colton Hagan 1 (Vladimir Lidstrom, Vasily Horvat) at 17:28 (PP)

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3. Texas Renegades , Colton Hagan 1 (Eddie Andrezjeck 1, Vladimir Lidstrom 1) at 17:08 (PP)
7. Texas Renegades , Colton Hagan 2 (Sven Karlsson 1, Vladimir Lidstrom 2) at 14:31
8. Texas Renegades , Colton Hagan 3 (Kjell Eide 1, Hermanis Villy 1) at 19:12 (Empty Net)

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Then Tuesday rolls around, oh I can't do Tuesday I can't reach the record button @pris

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 Posted: Jul 14 2017, 02:01 AM
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Player Name: Luisa Koller
Position/Player Type: Dman, two way
Minor League Team: MTL

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall? PRIS. GOAT mentor, a pal, 10/10. Also, I see BOJO and enigmatic around the forum and y'all seem hilarious af.

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons? As long as I'm playing, I'm happy. I love the guys in MTL and I'd be more than okay with hanging around a little longer.

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR? Wherever the conversation is hotter.

How important is SHL money from contracts to you? I do do (lol dodo) a lot of GFX submissions, and can turn out a 3k article in about a week's time, so I'm not too concerned about the $$$, although it definitely is a plus.

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating! Somewhere in Florida?

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share? I can hold my breath for a solid 10 seconds and I'm pretty decent at graphics and gif making. Re: this sig:

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We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.

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(i mean i made this so could convert this asad(as soon as drafted) http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif )

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? Pris, Evok, and DannyMethane. Pris, because she's responsible, Evok as our personal cheerleader/light of our lives, and Danny because he's a, a living meme which will be very important for entertainment and b, is a Good Bro.

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris. I mean, every time I look at that photograph it makes me laugh.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)

A man came to his tailor six days after ordering a pair of pants. He asked his tailor, "What's taking you so long? God made the whole world in the same amount of time!"

To which the tailor replied, "I know, but look at how awful the world is right now and look at how good your pants are coming."

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QUOTE (DannyMethane @ Jul 13 2017, 12:02 PM)


Favourite NHL team: DALLAS! STARS!


Draft this man!

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 Posted: Jul 14 2017, 02:10 PM
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QUOTE (ej27 @ Jul 14 2017, 11:50 AM)
Draft this man!

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I'm more interested in this one http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0003.gif

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Favourite NHL team: Habs

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enigmatic who put that "u" in the word favorite. i didn't approve of this. :angrybojo:

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QUOTE (enigmatic @ Jul 14 2017, 02:10 PM)

I'm more interested in this one http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0003.gif



Oh ya, i heard WKP was a paradise for habs fan. Draft me eni !!

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QUOTE (Bojo @ Jul 14 2017, 03:13 PM)
enigmatic who put that "u" in the word favorite. i didn't approve of this. :angrybojo:

I literally copy pasted the post you approved http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0065.gif

QUOTE (Evok @ Jul 14 2017, 03:14 PM)
Oh ya, i heard WKP was a paradise for habs fan. Draft me eni !!

You never know http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif Gotta keep the Montrealers together!

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Player Name: Oliver König
Position/Player Type: Offensive Defenseman
Minor League Team: Prince George

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall? Pris is the GOAT.

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons? That's not problem to me.

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR? Either or, I'm not picky.

How important is SHL money from contracts to you? Contract money is neat, but I'll do as much media as I need to to keep up with equipment and training costs.

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating! Its in Florida.

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share? uhhhh. I'm a photographer!

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. user posted image

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? uhhhhh, man, making me pick favorites. That's not nice. Nour is a must. And then I'd pick Loco and Evok. But I have to give a shout out to my bro Danga too. And pris. Idk, this question is hard.

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris. Oh wow, Pris is a Nickleback fan? Maybe I wont take her to the island then.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Favourite NHL team:Boston Bruins. I watch a fair bit of Sens games too. EK is life.
Hobbies: being bad at video games. Photography. Reading about photography. Writing about photography. You get the picture (pun totally intended
Xbox/PS4/Steam username:See above statement

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 Posted: Jul 15 2017, 03:16 PM
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QUOTE (Sleepy @ Jul 14 2017, 03:52 PM)
Player Name: Oliver König
Position/Player Type: Offensive Defenseman
Minor League Team: Prince George

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall? Pris is the GOAT.

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons? That's not problem to me.

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR? Either or, I'm not picky.

How important is SHL money from contracts to you? Contract money is neat, but I'll do as much media as I need to to keep up with equipment and training costs.

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating! Its in Florida.

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share? uhhhh. I'm a photographer!

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. user posted image

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? uhhhhh, man, making me pick favorites. That's not nice. Nour is a must. And then I'd pick Loco and Evok. But I have to give a shout out to my bro Danga too. And pris. Idk, this question is hard.

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris. Oh wow, Pris is a Nickleback fan? Maybe I wont take her to the island then.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important) Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Favourite NHL team:Boston Bruins. I watch a fair bit of Sens games too. EK is life.
Hobbies: being bad at video games. Photography. Reading about photography. Writing about photography. You get the picture (pun totally intended
Xbox/PS4/Steam username:See above statement

Not in response to your answers but loooooooool that sig [Wide variety of Toronto lingo related to anger] hahahaha I'm dead omg

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 Posted: Jul 15 2017, 03:42 PM
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Player Name: It's in my sig
Position/Player Type: It's in my sig
Minor League Team: It's in my sig

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall? I've never heard of anyone, but a lot of prospects have mentioned Pris. I assume that's a safe answer.

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons? Hell no, fool.

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR? Chatting? What is this, The View? Is there a question about winning?

How important is SHL money from contracts to you? Do we join a sim league for any other reason?

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating! Obviously it's west of Central Kendall.

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share? I think my ability to share is above and beyond everyone elses.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. user posted image

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? Merica, Clardy, and Pris. Then I'd leave and watch how Pris would deal with the two of them from a distance.

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris. Biggest fan? Clearly you guys have yet to meet this guy.
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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QUOTE (r1c3bowl22 @ Jul 15 2017, 03:16 PM)

Not in response to your answers but loooooooool that sig [Wide variety of Toronto lingo related to anger] hahahaha I'm dead omg


peep the whole vid http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif



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QUOTE (Sleepy @ Jul 15 2017, 04:11 PM)


peep the whole vid  http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif



Ayyy fam draft this mans, I'm tryna link up. Don't and you'll catch hands tho

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QUOTE (r1c3bowl22 @ Jul 15 2017, 05:17 PM)

Ayyy fam draft this mans, I'm tryna link up. Don't and you'll catch hands tho

Bojo enigmatic



yo man i'm trying to stay low profile. you BBean. https://s25.postimg.io/a9hy7conj/ahh.gif

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