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» S35 West Kendall is cool and interesting thread, Interested Prospects?
Beaujeaux
 Posted: May 25 2017, 01:51 PM
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[b]Minor League Team:[/b]

[b]What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON[/b]

[b]How important is money to you from contracts?[/b]

[b]What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?[/b]

[b]Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?[/b]

[b]Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?[/b]

[b]Give me your best pun.[/b]

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[b]Favo[u]u[/u]rite NHL team:[/b]
[b]Hobbies:[/b]
[b]Xbox/PS4/Steam username:[/b]



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QuantumCowboy
 Posted: May 25 2017, 02:20 PM
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Player Name:
Angelo Odjick

Position/Player Type:
LW - Power Forward

Minor League Team:
Vancouver Whalers http://i.imgur.com/D6T4tiy.png

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
ROCKS!

How important is money to you from contracts?
Not overly, I have lots of media stuff I can do for money. I've not done as much lately due to a recent car accident.

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Numbers don't lie, Halifax & Edmonton.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yep, questions to Slappy for his podcast for a few weeks, JR is in the Whalers LR and is great, Eni is in my DnD group and I've saved her life already.

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
I'd perfer it, I'd like at least 2 more seasons to help finish the Whalers rebuild.

Give me your best pun.
Making puns, huh?
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Toucan play that game.

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Favourite NHL team:
Vancouver Canucks, it's okay to pity me. http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/aggrieved.gif

Hobbies:
Music, video games, netflix.

Xbox/PS4/Steam username:
Xbox/PS4, I don't remember since I hardly turn them on.
Steam: Quantum Cowboy (Adding a space is original, I know!)

Also, Lucy likes you:
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Beaujeaux
 Posted: May 25 2017, 02:24 PM
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Lucy! <3

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dizzyDC
 Posted: May 25 2017, 02:28 PM
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Player Name:
Louie Garrett

Position/Player Type:
Wing/2 way forward

Minor League Team:
St. Louis Scarecrows

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
Freedom #GodBlessAmericaYouSonsOfBitches

How important is money to you from contracts?
I'd like to get paid if that's what you're asking, but I also do media writing to make cash money.

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
All of them, except mine. All of the them, except the team that drafts me.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yes, to a minimal degree though. Mostly just acquainted with folks. Like some people recognize me as a person who is in fact on the SHL site.

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
Yes, preferred actually.

Give me your best pun.
My pun game is weak cause I'm not very punny.... I'm not a dad, these powers haven't been bestoyed upon me yet http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0065.gif

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Favourite NHL team:
Sharks

Hobbies:
Video games, sports, crying at my student debt

Xbox/PS4/Steam username:
Steam dizzyDC1

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Beaujeaux
 Posted: May 25 2017, 02:36 PM
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QUOTE (dizzyDC @ May 25 2017, 02:28 PM)
Hobbies:
...crying at my student debt


You're not a man until you've begged your mom for loan money! At least that's what I tell myself.

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r1c3bowl22
 Posted: May 25 2017, 02:39 PM
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Player Name: Can't you read sigs?
Position/Player Type: Seriously, it's in my sig
Minor League Team: Omg fine. St. Louis.

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
PONTOON

How important is money to you from contracts?
Hello? Have you ever heard of the phrase "Acquire funds, copulate with women"?

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Vancouver, whatever team EuroCrap is on

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
No, I've never met 'em

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
...I thought you wanted to win.

Give me your best pun.
I had a joke about millennials, but it wouldn't work.

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Favourite NHL team: Senators
Hobbies: Listening to Bojo's snoring.....have I said too much??
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Beaujeaux
 Posted: May 25 2017, 02:48 PM
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QUOTE (r1c3bowl22 @ May 25 2017, 02:39 PM)
Hobbies: Listening to Bojo's snoring.....have I said too much??



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adamantium
 Posted: May 25 2017, 02:53 PM
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Player Name: Finn Krüger
Position/Player Type: Two-Way D
Minor League Team: Colorado Mammoths

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON

Mel Gibson.

...Despite the fact that Mel Gibson was not, in fact, in Platoon.

How important is money to you from contracts?

Not nearly as important as playing time. I can write to make money.

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?

Kelowna and... I don't know, New England.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?

Nope!

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?

Of course! One of the things I'm looking for out of a club is to let me stay down for a couple of seasons. I want to build up that TPE, dig?

Give me your best pun.

I've always thought puns were kinda cheesy, but they make me feel grate.

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Favourite NHL team: The Edmonton "How many 1st Overall?" Oilers
Hobbies: Sports, writing, video games, making music.
Xbox/PS4 username: PS4, regalcanadiantv (it was a long time ago, let's not talk about it)
Steam username: Currently it's Hunter 2-1, but it changes often and Hunter 2-1 is so generic it'd be hard to find.

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 Posted: May 25 2017, 03:02 PM
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I've always thought puns were kinda cheesy, but they make me feel grate.


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What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?

Kelowna and... I don't know, New England.

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 Posted: May 25 2017, 03:11 PM
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 Posted: May 25 2017, 03:25 PM
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Player Name: Sophia Bennett
Position/Player Type: RW - Sniper
Minor League Team: Vancouver Whalers

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
Pontoon!

How important is money to you from contracts?
I would like to make some money, but I also do media and have a job to make sure I cna keep up with training and equipment.

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Probably the last place teams, Halifax and Edmonton.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Ive had interactions with a couple, id say the person I know most is JR, hes in the Whalers discord so we talk quite a bit.

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
Yup, id rather stay down than be brought up and not be able to help the team, I also would like to help the Whalers get back on top.

Give me your best pun.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Favourite NHL team: Edmonton Oilers
Hobbies: Slowpitch, music and hanging with friends.
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: I have PS4 but dont play it too often anymore.

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Coach Biz
 Posted: May 25 2017, 03:48 PM
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Player Name:
Mike Izzy
Position/Player Type:
Power Forward
Minor League Team:
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What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
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How important is money to you from contracts?
Not much, there are lots of tasks around the site to do to earn cash money

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
(This should excite the crowd http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0021.gif ).... Ill go with Whalers! and Edmonton

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yes sir... As a prideful Knight i know about half the team http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0163.gif

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
I would prefer it...

Give me your best pun.
I don't wanna be a player no more
I'm not a player I just fuck a lot
But you know Big Punisher still down by law
Who's down to crush a lot

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Hobbies: Fantasy Sports commish for a 3 sport league and WWE live events


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 Posted: May 25 2017, 03:53 PM
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Player Name: Mikkamigo
Position/Player Type: I'll be whatever u want me to be, boo
Minor League Team: http://i45.tinypic.com/2qcdsat.png

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON

BABOON

How important is money to you from contracts?

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What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?

http://i.imgur.com/D6T4tiy.png
http://i.imgur.com/qZBAkbi.png Wait, what?

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?

Nah

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?

#truerookie

Give me your best pun.

How about 27 of someone else's best puns?

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Favourite NHL team: Stars
Hobbies: Losing, making it rain, and drinking Dr. Pepper
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: #nope

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