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» S31 Platoon Interested Prospects, OH SNAPPYDOODLE
Beaujeaux
 Posted: Sep 12 2016, 10:09 AM
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QUOTE (Chewbacca @ Sep 12 2016, 11:56 AM)
Draft me you filthy cunt

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Player Name: Greta Iversen
Position: Defense (two-way)
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What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft?

Iversen has kind of gotten the reputation as a goon over the past season with over 50 PIM, but didn't do too terrible in scoring. She's definitely a fighter and will do anything to protect her teammates, but means well. Over the past few months I've been voted in as alternate captain of the Halifax Raiders, started a somewhat well-known podcast called Brigade League Podcast, and became the weird aunt/mod to the rookie Discord chat. Then, the Raiders went on a completely nuts playoff run to win the Four Star Cup, something we had all dreamed of doing last season.

Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you?

Because I'm really good at hiding in small places and I couldn't tell you where West Kendall is on a map so obviously I'd be great at fitting in there.

What do you value most in a team?

I'm looking for a team that's very social and gets along well. I've loved being a part of the Halifax LR and I really want to keep that going when I get to the SHL.

Quick, tell me a joke!

The definition of "Joke," as described by the Oxford Dictionary
Joke; a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

Who was the best Platoon player in S30?

Obviously the one who played the Bassoon the best.

How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?

Idk man, a couple years. I'm not that knowledgeable on bassoon players, other than my friend's boyfriend plays it and I hate that guy.

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Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season? Yes

Do you know anybody on WKP? I don't think so, but I love making friends!

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it? ABSOLUTELY NOT, KIDDOS

How much does money matter to you? Not a ton, but money is nice.

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Favorite NHL team: A weird toss-up between the Hurricanes, Sharks and Stars
Hobbies: Student radio DJ and producer, Dungeons and Dragons
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What's so great about you that makes you stand out from the rest of your draft? This class is so goddamn deep that it's tough to be unique. But I'd say it's the combination of tenacity in the face of a challenging season, a drive to become the best player out of our class, an ability to provide in depth articles and analysis when needed (I submitted the first article this season that evaluted every player in the SMJHL), the commitment to working with my teammates to make each other better (through PTs, pressers, or LR banter), and an enjoyment of creating topical graphics (see the 3 Mile Islanders WJC logos). I also rock the Oxford comma.

Why would the West Kendall Platoon be a good fit for you? Y'all are deep at most positions, but could use a future superstar LW. But moreso, it's about the people. I've had a good rapport with r1c3bowl in our LR and had researched a bunch of players like Slappy, Laflamme, and Szlerchek before deciding to join Team Cesko.

What do you value most in a team? Positive players and fun in the LR. Team loyalty and banter on the boards and twitter.

Quick, tell me a joke! A man walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but several layers of cling wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."

Who was the best Platoon player in S30? Oliver Pettyfer dropped in 42 pts with the best pts/min on the team, somehow took 0 PIM, but most importantly, scored 4 game winners and 3 game tying goals.

How long will it take for you to be better than that guy?
I guess since he's regressing it will be a bit sooner than others.

Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season? Yeah. We're a pretty tight group in Colorado right now and we have some unfinished business after this past year. Plus we need to make R1c3 feel good about his managerial skills.

Do you know anybody on WKP? Yep, see previous answers.

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it? No. Though I have a brother IRL who lives not far from there, so maybe I'll drive through in the near future.

How much does money matter to you? Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reason - WA

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Favorite NHL team: Sabres
Hobbies: Soccer, wine making, travel, killing mosquitos, SHL
Xbox/PS4/Steam? PS4 sometimes.

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