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Ohtaay
 Posted: Jun 18 2016, 11:15 PM
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Another season in the books.
Here in West Kendall we have a super active group of people, and a really young core, which will make us a competitor for many seasons to come.
If you enjoy the site, meeting new people, and winning games West Kendall is the place for you!


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What makes you stand out to the rest of the draft class?

Why are you interested in the West Kendall Platoon?

What does a team need to do in order to keep you on it?

What can you do to improve the team?

Quick, tell me a joke!

Who was the best Platoon player in S29?

Do you think you have the potential to become better than the player you answered in the previous question?


[b]Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired[/b]

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?

Do you know anybody on WKP?

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?

Is a big salary important to you?

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Raven
 Posted: Jun 20 2016, 12:05 PM
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 Posted: Jun 20 2016, 12:07 PM
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mpclardy
 Posted: Jun 20 2016, 02:25 PM
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Player Name: Viatcheslav Orlov
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What makes you stand out to the rest of the draft class?
Defensive minded defender, know the sim due to being a recreate, role player first.

Why are you interested in the West Kendall Platoon?
Because you're cute http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/wink.png

What does a team need to do in order to keep you on it?
Feed me money for TPE

What can you do to improve the team?
Sim help, lines help, build help.

Quick, tell me a joke!
My player's first season tbh...

Who was the best Platoon player in S29?
It's always Slappy McDoodle, stupid question...

Do you think you have the potential to become better than the player you answered in the previous question?
Never, he's a god.

Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Not my decision, but I wouldn't hold it against you (unless you want me to http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/wink.png )

Do you know anybody on WKP?
I'll give you 3 guesses...

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
God damn suburbs, no.

Is a big salary important to you?
I need money to feel special

Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Dallas Stars
Hobbies: This lol http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/crying.gif
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Thank you very much for the kind words, it means a lot coming from you.
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I'd take 3 clardys to one Mac, maybe even 4
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mpclardy actually made the best ponits in it, but gorlab is an selfish prick and basically said "it't my way or the highway".
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You are a good friend Clardy. You just so happen to have brainfarts that create black holes of stupidity.
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JPL
 Posted: Jun 21 2016, 12:29 AM
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Player Name: Rhaegar Targaryen
Position: D
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Link to Update Page: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=67778
Questions

What makes you stand out to the rest of the draft class? I'm Charismatic and i'm a boss

Why are you interested in the West Kendall Platoon? Bojo is one of my favorite people on the site.

What does a team need to do in order to keep you on it? Be active and fun

What can you do to improve the team? Help be a defensive boss and boost activity

Quick, tell me a joke! ummmmmm..... Toronto winning a cup

Who was the best Platoon player in S29? I only know Bojo's player so... anyone else

Do you think you have the potential to become better than the player you answered in the previous question? Yes #BetterthanBojo


Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season? yes

Do you know anybody on WKP? yes

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it? yes but googled it a long time ago

Is a big salary important to you? not really

Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Blackhawks (Yes it's awesome)
Hobbies: Soccer and this
Xbox/PS4/Steam ? 360

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JR95
 Posted: Jun 21 2016, 11:02 AM
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Player Name: Jon Ross
Position: Center
Minor League Team: Vancouver Whalers
Link to Profile Page: Player Proifle
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Questions

What makes you stand out to the rest of the draft class?

Even though I'm a first gen rookie, my activity level has matched that of even the most active recreates in this draft class. I have done all the PTs and am only 1 capped tpe from reaching my season cap. I have however opted out of PGS simply to avoid overwhelming myself. I'm a fairly charismatic guy and I would like to think I'm a fairly big part of the Whaler's locker room. I have had a constant stream of money so training and equipment has not been an issue and won't be for the foreseeable future. You want activity? dedication? a commitment to learning the system and improving accordingly? a strong locker room personality? I'm your guy.

Why are you interested in the West Kendall Platoon?

To be perfectly honest and as I mentioned in one of my previous articles, West Kendall is a team that I am not completely sold on. They are a very good team and obviously it would be amazing to go there. That said the fit position wise still worries me a bit. I think i would fit in very well in the LR. There are a few people around the site that seem to be fun to be around and I think i would enjoy the LR a lot. I am slightly worried about playing time. I know not to expect to play in my first year or two, but even after that it's hard to see a spot for myself with the teams current depth. If West Kendall ends up being interested in me, shoot me a PM so we can talk it over smile.gif

What does a team need to do in order to keep you on it?

Have at least 1 active member in the LR laugh.gif 95% of my time on this site is socializing and trying to be involved in the community. A dead LR cuts out a lot of what I like about the site. That said, I wouldn't go inactive even if I went to winnipeg. I love this shit way too much.

What can you do to improve the team?

I've already talked about my activity level and I know that it will follow me to the SHL. I would be a great locker room piece for any team. I'm also very open to suggestions and would be willing to listen and modify my build slightly to fit a certain role. If you want to know what I can do to help the team on the ice? well we both know that the real answer is nothing right now. I won't be playing for a few years and the team won't be less stacked by then. So i may not be able to improve the team right away, but I will definitely be a key piece in helping it maintain its success over the coarse of many seasons.

Quick, tell me a joke!

Eggy

Who was the best Platoon player in S29?

While not the highest point producer on the team, I have to go with Slappy Mcdoodle. He came close to tying Szlercheck's 49 points with 41, but his peripheral numbers were outstanding. The big one that pops out at me is the 223 hits which is about 80 more hits than the next best on the team. Despite the aggressive, physical style of play, Slappy only accumulated 55 penalty minutes. He also leads all forwards on the team in shot blocks with 14. Slappy has definitely been West Kendall's best all around player.

Do you think you have the potential to become better than the player you answered in the previous question?

Tough question to answer. My build will look no where similar to his build seeing as we are two different kinds of players. My player will never reach that level of physicality because that's just not what I'm going for. That isn't to mean that I will be a less effective player. I think my point production will eventually surpass Slappy's, maybe even by quite a bit. But to say I would be better or worst wouldn't be fair. I'll be better at my role, he'll be better at his.


Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?

yes. Love what we have going on in Vancouver and I think we are going to be scary strong next season

Do you know anybody on WKP?

Not personally. I listen to the big slappy hour religiously and I see other members post quite a bit around the site. I don't think circumstances ever lead us to conversations though.

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?

Actually I did. I remember GoB mocking the name in his Klosecast once laugh.gif

Is a big salary important to you?

At first definitely. I don't want to run a team dry however and I know no one is going to pay 10M for a rook (or anybody for that matter). I have a steady stream of income as it is with my media earnings but the big thing for me would be to have all if not most of my equipment covered for the season with my first contract. Media will help me with the rest.

Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Ottawa Senators
Hobbies: Ball hockey, going to live sporting events (football/soccer stadium in ottawa is like a 15 minute walk from my place), Building computers and playing video games.

Xbox/PS4/Steam ?

Got an Xbox One and a high end gaming rig. I play a little bit of everything really. Lots of overwatch lately but I play NHL 16 and Diablo 3 consistently. Just got FFX remastered on my pc as well so that's a real time sucker.

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Justice
 Posted: Jun 21 2016, 04:36 PM
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Loves feet

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Player Name: Ty Justice
Position: Defense
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Questions

What makes you stand out to the rest of the draft class?
Although I'm still relatively new to the website, I don't think I wasted any time proving my commitment. I have been grinding out as much TPE as possible, and even pumping out a couple articles to keep my bank account above water. Both things I can't see myself slowing down on anytime in the near future. I think I can also bring a fun personality to the LR, something which I already know the Platoon are familiar with!

Why are you interested in the West Kendall Platoon?
I've heard nothing but great things about the team. I always see West Kendall players on the website, not to mention the Knights LR which I'm currently a part of so I know I don't have to be worried about an inactive LR. I also know that West Kendall already has a solid team, so being able to come on board for that would be exciting.

What does a team need to do in order to keep you on it?
I wouldn't say I'm super picky with anything like that, going in I always wanted to stress that I would be a dependable guy for a team to draft if they're going through a rough patch. I'm pretty low maintenance, I guess is what I'm trying to say haha.

What can you do to improve the team?
Grind out TPE as much as I can, stay active in the LR, keep up the team spirit ofc

Quick, tell me a joke!
q) how does every racist joke start

a) with a small loan of a million dollars http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/wink.png

Who was the best Platoon player in S29?
slappy mcdoodle

Do you think you have the potential to become better than the player you answered in the previous question?
Tough question, but yes.


Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Absolutely, love Kelowna.

Do you know anybody on WKP?
enigmatic, ej27, basically the WKP chaps who are in the Kelowna Knights LR

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
hahahahahhaha NOPE

Is a big salary important to you?
Nope. I would be pretty easy to negotiate with on that regard.

Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: edmonton oilers
Hobbies: Rugby, rock climbing, road hockey, beer pong.
Xbox/PS4/Steam ? Steam, Xbox one.

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.bojo
 Posted: Jun 28 2016, 11:16 AM
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currently without big titles

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QUOTE (enigmatic @ Jun 28 2016, 11:53 AM)
*insert I think I'd fit this team perfectly joke here*



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QUOTE (Bojo @ Jun 28 2016, 12:54 PM)
*insert insertion joke here*

I had another one but it's best to stop there laugh.gif

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 Posted: Jun 28 2016, 03:01 PM
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S33 Challenge Cup Champion

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Player Name: Jason Forbrook
Position: RW
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Questions

What makes you stand out to the rest of the draft class?
My activity level is pretty great. I’ve done most of the PTs (and only didn’t do the others because IRL crap came up, haha), log in at least one daily, and keep good track of my player.

Why are you interested in the West Kendall Platoon?
I’m told you’re in the top three teams I should be looking at. Also your colors are great.

What does a team need to do in order to keep you on it?
Stay active. This was only my first season, but it was fun because everyone was engaged, and we won games because our guys kept up with their TPE and kept developing.

What can you do to improve the team?
I’m still learning a lot of this SIM stuff, but I’d like to think my player can help the team win.

Quick, tell me a joke!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why such a long face?”

Who was the best Platoon player in S29?
Slappy McDoodle

Do you think you have the potential to become better than the player you answered in the previous question?
Anything is possible.


Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
I’m up for whatever, but playing in Juniors for another year would be really good for my development. And I love Montreal, so. Yeah.

Do you know anybody on WKP?
I...don’t think so?

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
Hahah noooope

Is a big salary important to you?
Well it would be nice, but it’s not everything, so no.

Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: MN Wild
Hobbies: Writing, kickball, running after my kids

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QUOTE (akegs @ Jun 28 2016, 03:01 PM)
I’m told you’re in the top three teams I should be looking at. Also your colors are great.



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RIP Lefty

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What makes you stand out to the rest of the draft class?
I'm an enforcer! Still scored points, having a good postseason, been hitting a lot and helping regain possession. That means a higher +/- on my end.

Why are you interested in the West Kendall Platoon?
Bojo seems to spend a lot of time on here when he's not posting HO checks in GOMHL, so it must be a nice LR. Also, Slappydoodle answers my science questions.

What does a team need to do in order to keep you on it?
If it were Buzz Killington, literally anything I asked, because I was apparently an unreasonable, pushy oaf. But now, eh. Play me every now and again. Find a use for a fighter.

What can you do to improve the team?
Uhhhhhhh ... fights?

Quick, tell me a joke!
Trump logic

Who was the best Platoon player in S29?
Slappy!

Do you think you have the potential to become better than the player you answered in the previous question?
Not really. He'll always score more, my job is to fight!

Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Yes

Do you know anybody on WKP?
Yes

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
Nope

Is a big salary important to you?
Maybe in my first season, since I don't know if my activity will pick up, but after that no.

Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Bruins, but I don't follow hockey too closely.
Hobbies: This, chemistry, reading stuff
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