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notleodicaprio
 Posted: May 31 2017, 05:05 PM
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Player Name:
Arthur Dayne
Position:
Defenseman
What type of player are you looking to create?
A very good defensive guy who's a real pain to play against. Good hockey IQ and all that. Goalie's best friend.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.):
Nah.
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows?
Scarecrow is a dope mascot. St. Louis is also an amazing city.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10?
7
What is your favorite past time?
Chilling with Rhaegar and fucking people up on the battlefield.
Are you a friendly person?
Generally.
What's your favorite starter Pokémon?
Charmander.
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you?
I'm fucking 1 ply bud.
What's your current Song of the Moment?
Arctic Monkeys - Black Treacle
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?
+/-, even though it's an outdated stat. Means I'm doing my job keeping pucks out of our net and our team is doing better.
Are you in School, Work or other?
Graduate school.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?
To catch em all is my real test, to train them is my cause.
Any other hobbies?
Watching hockey obviously, listening to music, sleeping.
Tell us one unique thing about you
I'm a snowboarder, I guess that's unique.

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 Posted: May 31 2017, 07:05 PM
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Username: Tylar
Player Name: Sami Owens
Position: D
What type of player are you looking to create? Offensive Dman
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): SHL, VHL. SBA. etc
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Yes
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 9 or 10
What is your favorite past time? EHM
Are you a friendly person? yes
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Squirtle
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 0
What's your current Song of the Moment? idk whatevers hot on da radio
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? wins
Are you in School, Work or other? both
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? yes
Any other hobbies? flem, onyx, discord, ehm, fifa
Tell us one unique thing about you i like flemmy so much

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 Posted: May 31 2017, 07:39 PM
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Player Name: Karl Hefeweizen
Position: D
What type of player are you looking to create? 2-way D like Kris Letang
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): VHL
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Need a job in this economy
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 9-10
What is your favorite past time? All kinds of gaming (video, board, roleplaying, tabletop)
Are you a friendly person? Yeah
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Squirtle
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 10, I moisturize daily
What's your current Song of the Moment? Soma - Smashing Pumpkins
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? They're probably pretty highly correlated, I'll go points because special teams wins championships
Are you in School, Work or other? Work
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? To catch them is my real test...
Any other hobbies? Golf, programming, painting toy soldiers and making explosion noises while I roll dice
Tell us one unique thing about you I have 3 Degrees but I still wonder some days if I've been wiping my ass wrong my whole life

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 Posted: May 31 2017, 08:30 PM
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Player Name: Dionýz Vyskoč
Position: RW
What type of player are you looking to create? An all-around offensive forward
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): 17 seasons in the SHL
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Because they are one team that may draft me http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0021.gif
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 10!
What is your favorite past time? Playing hockey and assorted video games
Are you a friendly person? Yes, very!
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Torchic all the way
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 8.9 and proud of it
What's your current Song of the Moment? Congratulations - Post Malone
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Most points, for sure, I'm not a defencive defenceman anymore http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0007.gif
Are you in School, Work or other? Graduating from high school in two weeks
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Absolutely
Any other hobbies? Hockey IRL and video games
Tell us one unique thing about you I'm a dual citizen

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Waters
 Posted: May 31 2017, 08:59 PM
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Position:
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What type of player are you looking to create?
D goat
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.):
no none at all
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows?
cause U
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10?
like 7-8
What is your favorite past time?
masturbating
Are you a friendly person?
no fuck everyone
What's your favorite starter Pokémon?
fuck pokemon
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you?
1 hard as fuck boi
What's your current Song of the Moment?
dat stick - rich chigga
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?
both
Are you in School, Work or other?
school
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?
no stop with this pokemon shit joe
Any other hobbies?
no
Tell us one unique thing about you
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 Posted: May 31 2017, 09:20 PM
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Username: Ace
Player Name: Tigole Bitties
Position: Center
What type of player are you looking to create? Two Way Centerman
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): SHL, a few other GM leagues.
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I'm not particularly.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8
What is your favorite past time? Gaming, ice hockey.
Are you a friendly person? No.
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Squirtle.
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 1
What's your current Song of the Moment? Why is Song of the Moment capitalized? Is that supposed to mean something?
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? +/- is a flawed stat. I guess points?
Are you in School, Work or other? I work in software.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? To train them is my cause.
Any other hobbies? No.
Tell us one unique thing about you I travel around North America for work.

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 Posted: Jun 1 2017, 11:07 AM
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Username: soulja
Player Name: Yuri Boyka Jr.
Position: C
What type of player are you looking to create? Offensive forward with high impact
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): ehm, recreate, gomhl
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Love the logo
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 10
What is your favorite past time? chilling with friends
Are you a friendly person? yes
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? charmander
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? soft as steel
What's your current Song of the Moment? Despacito
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? more points
Are you in School, Work or other? school and work
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? yes like Ash
Any other hobbies? league of legends
Tell us one unique thing about you i can pee and poop at the same time

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NourFFAK
 Posted: Jun 1 2017, 11:21 AM
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Player Name: Nour Harrak
Position: Right Wing
What type of player are you looking to create? Sniper!
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): First timer to Sim leagues!
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? It's my first time around so no real specific interests, but you guys have the coolest name imo!
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? I'm working part time and I'm in summer school, but I still intend to long in at least daily, so lets say a 9?
What is your favorite past time? Video games! The Legend of Zelda series is my favourite, but Halo and Competitive Pokémon are both huge time sinks for me as well.
Are you a friendly person? I'd like to think so! I'm very extroverted!
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Charmander, because Charizard was the first Pokémon I got to level 100 in my original copy of Pokémon Red! Totodile is a close second though. Also currently loving Sun and Moon so rest assured, not a genwunner!
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? I'd like to think 1, but I'm probably fuckin 10-ply bud.
What's your current Song of the Moment? Humble by Kendrick Lamar, but Judgment Day by Neck Deep is up there too
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Points! +/- is a scam!
Are you in School, Work or other? Both! Working part time retail at Hot Topic and in school for Computer Network Support!
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? I'd go as far as to say that to catch them is my real test and to train them is my cause.
Any other hobbies? Gaming like I said before, podcasting and singing are big ones too, and I'm a massive comic book nerd too haha.
Tell us one unique thing about you I've eaten 35 chicken nuggets in one sitting, but I look forward to breaking that record ASAP.

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 Posted: Jun 1 2017, 12:43 PM
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Player Name: Dwayne Wyder
Position: LW
What type of player are you looking to create? power forward
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): None
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Because I get TPE for willing this out
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 7-8
What is your favorite past time? Gaming
Are you a friendly person? No I bite
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Squirtle
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 10 ply
What's your current Song of the Moment? Flesh without Blood by Grimes
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? +/- is a dumpster stat so points I guess
Are you in School, Work or other? Work, then school
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? No I'm fine with 3rd or 4th best
Any other hobbies? Hockey obviously, surfing, beer, music, board games, self loathing, basketball
Tell us one unique thing about you I am hipster garbage.

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Username: GilfredTheGreat
Player Name: Gilfred Alfredsson
Position: Defenseman
What type of player are you looking to create? Shutdown D Man
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): nope
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? TBH I'm not really interested because you don't have the #1 pick. But that's just me being cocky.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 10
What is your favorite past time? League of Legends
Are you a friendly person? What kinda question is that? Of course I am http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0163.gif
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Mudkip
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 7
What's your current Song of the Moment? In Between by Beartooth
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Best +/- rating. I'm a Shutdown D man. come on now
Are you in School, Work or other? I work. I'm a Basketball athlete
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? I'm already the best.......
Any other hobbies? any form of video game, cooking, beer, whiskey, listening to music. reading books
Tell us one unique thing about you I live in an apartment with a hot girl..... But we don't talk at all

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Player Name: Isak Ødegård

Position: Defense

What type of player are you looking to create?
I have him listed as OFD, but realistically I'll end up building him as two-way. But scoring focused and not super physical, since Russell was a hitter and a passer and I'm trying to take a different path.

Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.):
SHL, GOMHL to a lesser extent

Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows?
I'm just trying to stay totally open minded going into the draft, so I'll be happy wherever I end up. You guys have solid management and a bunch of great alumni, so I think it'd be a fun place to play. Plus, your logo and colors are badass.

How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10?
9. I'm always reachable by PM or discord, and I'm online a ton during the day, but occasionally can be quieter over the weekends.

What is your favorite past time?
Gaming, whether video games, board games or, most recently, D&D.

Are you a friendly person?
Yep! I tend to think I'm pretty easy to get along with most of the time, and especially online I'm pretty outgoing and really enjoy just chatting with folks.

What's your favorite starter Pokémon?
I've never really gotten into Pokémon, somehow. I have no issue with it, it's just never caught my attention enough for me to really familiarize myself beyond the basics.

Scale of 1-10, how soft are you?
Totally variable depending on my surroundings and my mood.

What's your current Song of the Moment?
Snowship by Benjamin Francis Leftwich

Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?
+/- is obviously an incomplete stat, and I really want to focus more on goal scoring with my current player, but given that he's a defensemen I don't want to build him so that he can only score and is useless on the other end of the ice. So a balance of the two, I guss - points without sacrificing defensively.

Are you in School, Work or other? Work

Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Yep

Any other hobbies?
Gaming and D&D, as mentioned above. I got into D&D through the show Critical Role, which I adore and consistently get almost no sleep on Thursday nights to watch.

Tell us one unique thing about you
I'm a big AHL hockey fan, obviously NHL hockey is the best there is but it's so much easier and cheaper to go to AHL games, so they're the ones I see live by far the most. I think it's a bit of a fun coincidence that I'm pb and my favorite team is the PB's http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0021.gif

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Player Name: Seth Paige
Position: D
What type of player are you looking to create?
Two-way defenseman with a good first pass to set up plays and get out of the zone quick
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.):
Almost 2 years of SHL and couple months of PHL as a coach
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows?
I was a Scarecrow with my last player. I loved it and I'd rather not go to another team.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10?
7ish. Lots of real life commitments but I'll be checking in daily, just not for long at a time.
What is your favorite past time?
Either watching baseball or reading
Are you a friendly person?
I like to think so
What's your favorite starter Pokémon?
Bulbasaur. There is no other correct answer.
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you?
I'm a 1 on the Mohs hardness scale, so a 9 I guess.
What's your current Song of the Moment?
Most Peculiar Day of Your Life - The Hoosiers
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?
Points, but only because I think +/- is a garbage stat.
Are you in School, Work or other?
School :'(
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause
Any other hobbies?
Certified Pokemon master and Archer enthusiast.
Tell us one unique thing about you
I fell asleep in the sun one time with my hand over my eyes and had a white handprint on my sunburned face for a week.

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Player Name: Bar Downski
Position: RW
What type of player are you looking to create?A reliable TWF. I want to contribute on the offensive side of the puck as a shooter but also keep the puck out of our net.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): None yet
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I'd be a proud member of any team that takes me under their wing.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8+ I plan logging on multiple times through the week. Other than spending time with my wife, working, playing golf or hockey, I'm usually on the computer.
What is your favorite past time? Probably having all my buddys over every weekend to hang out, play games, and party if we wanted.
Are you a friendly person? Yes
What's your favorite starter Pokémon?Bulbasaur
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? Man.. thats a hard one.. id say a solid 3
What's your current Song of the Moment? Oliver Smith - On the moon
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? best +/-
Are you in School, Work or other? Work =(
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?To score goals is my big test, to prevent them is my cauuuuuuse
Any other hobbies? Beer League, Golf, Video Games
Tell us one unique thing about you I hate this question because I'm a boring creature of habit.

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Username: Anti-Hype
Player Name: Mark Ruggeri
Position: Defenseman
What type of player are you looking to create? TWD real physical
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): NSFL
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Best team name ever!
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8
What is your favorite past time? Video Games
Are you a friendly person? For sure http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0021.gif
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Charmander
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? maybe a 2?
What's your current Song of the Moment? Sabella- Closed/Doors
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Best +/-
Are you in School, Work or other? I work from home http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAAUUUSEE
Any other hobbies? I make Youtube videos!
Tell us one unique thing about you I dont own a cellphone http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0007.gif

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