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 Posted: May 31 2017, 12:39 AM
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WELCOME TO SEASON 35!
ARE YOU A NEW RECRUIT OR RE-CREATE?
DO YOU WANT THE OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN THE BEST LOCKER ROOM AROUND?
DO YOU LOVE WINNING RECORDS?
DO YOU ENJOY BEING PART OF A FAMILY?

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[b]How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10?[/b]
[b]What is your favorite past time?[/b]
[b]Are you a friendly person?[/b]
[b]What's your favorite starter Pokémon?[/b]
[b]Scale of 1-10, how soft are you?[/b]
[b]What's your current Song of the Moment?[/b]
[b]Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?[/b]
[b]Are you in School, Work or other?[/b]
[b]Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?[/b]
[b]Any other hobbies?[/b]
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Username: Candrews
Player Name: Finn Jakobsen
Position: LW
What type of player are you looking to create? a Solid two-way/defensive forward; someone able to shut down the opponents offense in the neutral zone and create chances from takeaways.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): N/A
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I want to play with the best locker room around and that's what's been advertised here.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8-10
What is your favorite past time? getting Liquored. Playing sports is a close second.
Are you a friendly person? I'd say so.
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Easy. Charmander.
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? I'm diamonds .
What's your current Song of the Moment? Space Jam- Quad City DJ's
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? best +/- without a doubt.
Are you in School, Work or other? currently in University.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?Although catching them isn't my real test, yes I do want to be the very best.
Any other hobbies? Math, sports, liquor, having a good ole' jolly time.
Tell us one unique thing about you I like certain numbers based on their shape/sharpness.

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 Posted: May 31 2017, 07:55 AM
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Username: therealsleepysheep
Player Name: Oliver König
Position: RH, TWD.
What type of player are you looking to create? A German Erik Karlsson
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): none
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Dope ass name. The whole family thing sounds neat too! http://aussielapidaryforum.com/forum/Smileys/classic/cheers.gif
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8-9
What is your favorite past time? I grew up playing soccer and hockey. I also watch a lot of baseball. Go jays!
Are you a friendly person? I think so.
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Totodile
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? as soft as charmin bud.
What's your current Song of the Moment? Waves- The Dear Hunter
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? best +/-
Are you in School, Work or other? Both! Im a graduate teaching assistant.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Its my only dream fam.
Any other hobbies? Reading and drinking tea. I'm like that cool 85 year old granddad you wish you had.
Tell us one unique thing about you I'm a fine art photographer!

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Player Name: Joakim Lindqvist

Position: Center

What type of player are you looking to create? I want to make a player you can count on to win faceoffs, set up scoring chances, and tickle the twine himself every once in a while.

Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): N/A

Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I'm a fan of scares, I'm a fan of crows. Putting those two together has got to be the best combination since Subway's cold cut combo.

How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 7-8

What is your favorite past time? Smoking my pipe.

Are you a friendly person? Yeah

What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Pikachu. Pokémon Yellow >

Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? Soft as nails/10

What's your current Song of the Moment? The Chain - Fleetwood Mac

Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Most points. If I'm producing, my +/- rating will speak for itself.

Are you in School, Work or other? College and work

Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Yeah man, my courage will pull us through.

Any other hobbies? Sports in general, music, playing piano, singing, reading, gaming.

Tell us one unique thing about you I can wiggle one nostril, but not both.

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Username: DannyMethane
Player Name: Lukas Müller (that's ALT + 252 to you)
Position: Two-Way Defenseman
What type of player are you looking to create? Think John Klingberg, but better at defense.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): None of note.
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Bo Burnham's song, "Panderin'"
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 10
What is your favorite past time? Writing or video games.
Are you a friendly person? Depends on your definition of "friendly"
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Charmander is the only correct answer.
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 10, am fat, v soft/
What's your current Song of the Moment? Jerry Jeff Walker - Gettin' By
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Best +/-. That means I'm doing my job.
Are you in School, Work or other? Work (but also school)
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. Wait. What?
Any other hobbies? I like puzzles.
Tell us one unique thing about you I once ate 10 sugar free Reese's Peanut Butter cups in one sitting. I did, however, regret this choice about four hours later. I got a lot of reading done that night.

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Username: corynv
Player Name: Coren Volden
Position: Goalie
What type of player are you looking to create? The type of goalie the team can have to fall back on.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.):
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Absolutely none.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? Probably between 6-8.
What is your favorite past time? Video games.
Are you a friendly person? I am.
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Cyndaquil.
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? if 1 is the softest, a 7?
What's your current Song of the Moment? Psy - New Face
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? I'm a goalie, those don't matter.
Are you in School, Work or other? In between jobs.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Nah, I'll support the best.
Any other hobbies? Video games, Music.
Tell us one unique thing about you I can play Trumpet, Sax, and Flute.

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Username: Victory
Player Name: Mathias Victorsson
Position: LW
What type of player are you looking to create? A winner.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): SHL
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Why not?
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 10
What is your favorite past time? Hockey
Are you a friendly person? I'd think so.
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? That turtle guy.
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 5
What's your current Song of the Moment? Loyalty - Kendrick Lamar
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Most wins.
Are you in School, Work or other? School currently.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Yes.
Any other hobbies? Basketball, sports in general.
Tell us one unique thing about you I'm boring.

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Username: Thedangazone
Player Name: Roman Augustus
Position: Defense
What type of player are you looking to create? A solid two way defender who helps on both sides of the ice.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): none
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I'm interested to play for the best that there it.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8
What is your favorite past time? Other than watching hockey it's video games, reading, or studying history.
Are you a friendly person? very
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Charmander all day
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 2
What's your current Song of the Moment? A Day to Remember - 2nd sucks
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? +/- as it probably contributes better to the team.
Are you in School, Work or other?[/b Senior in college and work part time.]
[b]Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?
To win them all is my real test, to train harder is my cause.
Any other hobbies? Love to travel, most of my free time goes to my studies.
Tell us one unique thing about you I'm a Pens fan who's not a bandwagon http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif

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Clint Eastwood
 Posted: May 31 2017, 01:43 PM
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Username: Clint Eastwood
Player Name: Clint Eastwood
Position: Defense
What type of player are you looking to create? A hard hitting, hard nose, chirping defensive defenseman.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): No
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I mean, they just came off a really bad, heartbroken loss, so I'd like to help that to not repeat. I also would like to add more character to the team with my gritty, hard nosed style.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8
What is your favorite past time? Hockey, napping, sports, porn
Are you a friendly person? You'll just have to find out.

What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Squirtle
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? You can determine the number, but I'm as hard as a rock right now.
What's your current Song of the Moment? Killswitch Engage - Break the Silence
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Best +/- fore sure. I could always try to get the most points as a defensive defenseman if you want me to.
Are you in School, Work or other? I am in kindergarten.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? I rather just win a four star cup.
Any other hobbies? I like to play video games, play some basketball, bathe in blood, the usual.
Tell us one unique thing about you I was recruited by Samee. Because of that and other actions, Crossift Jesus hates me and vice versa.

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Player Name: Mercer Church
Position: C
What type of player are you looking to create? Legendary Rare
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): VHL mainly. Dabbled in others.
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Because they keep my crops healthy in Stardew
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 9
What is your favorite past time? Gaming/Sims
Are you a friendly person? that's a loaded question
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Squirtle
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 10 ply toilet paper
What's your current Song of the Moment? Weekend - Brantley Gilbert
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Points..
Are you in School, Work or other? Work
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Sure.
Any other hobbies? Flippin houses, and knockin up grills
Tell us one unique thing about you First player to be draft first OV in both VHL and SHL

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Username: Primeapple
Player Name: Chuck Bernstein
Position: Left wing
What type of player are you looking to create? Think Ryan Kessler but not a dick
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): None, but some pen and paper RPGs
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Ever played Batman Arkham Knight? That's the type of scarecrow I imagine and that's some scary shit I could get behind.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8.5
What is your favorite past time? Vidya. Or netflix and chill with the wife.
Are you a friendly person? Sometimes too friendly.
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Squirtle or GTFO
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? Like a 3
What's your current Song of the Moment? Poppin' Champagne, All Time Lolw
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Best +/-
Are you in School, Work or other? Graduated and working 40 hours.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
Any other hobbies? I play semi-pro rugby in a D2 mens league
Tell us one unique thing about you I have two cats. Cheeto and Khaleesi, first of her name, Mother of Kittens.

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Username: Brye
Player Name: Tommy McMahon
Position: Right Wing
What type of player are you looking to create? The most accurate Sniper you've ever seen.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): No.
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I grew up on a farm and made scarecrows.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 8
What is your favorite past time? Drinking/ Watching Sports
Are you a friendly person? I'm a nice person, but I wouldn't necessarily call myself friendly.
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Cyndaquil
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? 1
What's your current Song of the Moment? We Got the Power by Gorillaz
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Best +/- rating
Are you in School, Work or other? School and work, mostly school though.
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Yah.
Any other hobbies? Gaming, studying (is studying a hobby?) Making maps, hiking, etc.
Tell us one unique thing about you I've had a metal bar in my rib cage before.

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Player Name: Casey Creller
Position: Defence
What type of player are you looking to create? TWD
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): SHL, VHL, VFC, SBL
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Cause they have draft picks http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0049.gif
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 9
What is your favorite past time? Lifting heavy things
Are you a friendly person? Yes
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? Squirtle
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? Wolfpack
What's your current Song of the Moment? Oooh good one.



Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Points
Are you in School, Work or other? Work
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0003.gif
Any other hobbies? Gym, basically it since I'm busy as fuck
Tell us one unique thing about you I have matching freckles on my forearms

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Player Name: Colton Hagan
Position: RW
What type of player are you looking to create? Physical forward that can score and hit everyone in sight.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): SHL
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? 'Cause y'all are successful. Also, Kortesi is cool.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 9
What is your favorite past time? Hockey
Are you a friendly person? Yes
What's your favorite starter Pokémon? I don't have a favorite
Scale of 1-10, how soft are you? Fucking 10-ply, bud
What's your current Song of the Moment? I'm Gonna Miss Her - Brad Paisley
Would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? +/-
Are you in School, Work or other? College
Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Duh.
Any other hobbies? Shooting, football (American), and hockey.
Tell us one unique thing about you: I referee hockey as a job.

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