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ToeDragon84
 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 10:31 AM
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Tell us one unique thing about you I have almost gone blind on 3 different occasions.

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jjlangabeer
 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 10:37 AM
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QUOTE (ToeDragon84 @ Dec 2 2016, 10:31 AM)

Found the chronic masturbator


hahah I wish it was from that!!! Would have been a lot less painful! Hey it could have been from Soap Poisoning.... Lets see if you can catch that reference.

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 10:38 AM
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Username: Jacob
Player Name: Bojan Filipovic
Position: LW
What type of player are you looking to create? Goal Scoring Machine
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): WFL, SBA, SHL, and a soccer league.
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I had the offer to play for them a while back with my goalie but rejected it. So I wouldn't mind playing for them.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10?
8.
What is your favorite past time? Playing soccer with friends.
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?
Most points.
Are you in School, Work or other?
Work
Tell us one unique thing about you
I used to play college football but stopped due to injury.

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ToeDragon84
 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 10:48 AM
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hahah I wish it was from that!!! Would have been a lot less painful! Hey it could have been from Soap Poisoning.... Lets see if you can catch that reference.

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 11:26 AM
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]Username: wikiplaysgames
Player Name: Joonas Rasmussen
Position: C
What type of player are you looking to create? two way C
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): SHL
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? pd is a good guy wouldnt mind playin for him
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 7-9
What is your favorite past time? fapping
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? +/- is a retarded stat
Are you in School, Work or other? both.
Tell us one unique thing about you its kinda shitty, but Im a competitive chess player

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Your Thunderdome shitposts ~2015 highlight of this site tbh

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Fuck wiki.

QUOTE (probablydrunk @ Feb 9 2017, 02:45 PM)

Don't waste your breath on that pitiful bigot bro.

QUOTE (spooked @ Feb 9 2017, 11:35 PM)
you literally wont stop spamming about something that doesn't mean shit. You're covering threads on the front page that have more value than the rest of your life.



QUOTE (Muerto @ Oct 15 2017, 01:28 PM)
Wiki just fuck off and leave the site, you add nothing positive to anyone's experience

QUOTE (Waters @ Jun 3 2017, 09:58 PM)

also no one values your existence


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Abortion is illegal in most states so that's the only reason you're here.  So just die in a fire and we'll call it even.

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Didn't hurt me at all.  Just be thankful your daddy couldn't find a coat hanger in time.

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Noble
 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 03:57 PM
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Username: Carson
Player Name: Noah Stevenson
Position: C
What type of player are you looking to create? Offense first
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): VHL, GOMHL, SHL, TCBL, SBL, EFCL, WFL, SBA, SFL
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Any team can take me laugh.gif
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 10
What is your favorite past time? Music
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Points
Are you in School, Work or other? School and Work
Tell us one unique thing about you I am pretty good at lacrosse

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 04:44 PM
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Username: Jogurtaa
Player Name: Isaac Cormier-Hale
Position: D
What type of player are you looking to create? Two-Way D
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): SHL, VHL, GOMHL, SBA
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Yes
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 7
What is your favorite past time? Not speaking
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?Both. I am bad at making decisions
Are you in School, Work or other? University
Tell us one unique thing about you I like to look at dead bodies and study them

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Username: TommySalami

Player Name: Tommy Salami

Position: D

What type of player are you looking to create? Puck moving defenseman

Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): None

Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? Loved the Wizard of Oz

How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 7

What is your favorite past time? Playing/watching hockey

would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? +/- all the way,

Are you in School, Work or other? School/work

Tell us one unique thing about you I've got a webbed toe

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DiBen
 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 09:37 PM
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Username:
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Player Name:
Vinny Marino

Position:
Left Wing

What type of player are you looking to create?
A fast, beefy power forward who can take it to the net. Imagine an angry Italian-American version of Rick Nash.

Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.):
This is my first sim league.

Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows?
Well, I answered yes to all the rhetorical questions at the top of the page, so I figure I'd be a pretty good fit here. An active locker room that acts like a family is a huge plus for me.

How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10?
Somewhere between 8 and 9, dependent on my college workload.

What is your favorite past time?
I'm a writer by passion and by trade, so I expect to contribute heavily to the Media sections when boredom strikes.

would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?
The most points, honestly. I am not the biggest fan of +/-, especially when it comes to forwards.

Are you in School, Work or other?
I'm currently attending college for a degree in Journalism.

Tell us one unique thing about you
I was caught in the middle of the 2014 Santa Barbara riots, had to triage some dude who took a tear gas canister to the face. Totally gnarly.

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 10:08 PM
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Username: No Goals All Assists
Player Name: Yuriy Starkonov
Position: RW
What type of player are you looking to create? Playmaker
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): None
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? I love your logo and this seems like a successful SMJHL organization
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 4
What is your favorite past time? Hockey
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? Best +/-
Are you in School, Work or other? Graduate school, hence the 4/10 activity
Tell us one unique thing about you Very analytical when it comes to making decisions about things

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 11:52 PM
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Username: JPL
Player Name:Sami Sirius
Position: C
What type of player are you looking to create? Two way Center
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): SBA
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? im a boss
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 9
What is your favorite past time? masturbating
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? +/-
Are you in School, Work or other? homeless
Tell us one unique thing about youI'm white

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Player Name:
Robin Wexter
Position:
D
What type of player are you looking to create?
A solid and dependable defenseman
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.):
None, sorry
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows?
If I'm going to be honest, the name and logo are really cool. They were the first to pop out at me while looking at the different teams.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10?
I'm starting college in about a month, so like 7/10
What is your favorite past time?
I love comic books, specifically those about the Flash
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating?
Best +/-, because like I said, I want to be able to stop plays and keep the defensive zone secure.
Are you in School, Work or other?
I am starting Community College next month.
Tell us one unique thing about you
I took 5 1/2 years of Latin and I can hold a conversation.

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Username: Dante
Player Name: Dante Gallo
Position: RW
What type of player are you looking to create? A high speed playmaking winger who's also defensively responsible.
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): None
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? They have a nice name and logo. I also want to be part of the atmosphere this team seems to have.
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 7
What is your favorite past time? Netflix
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? +/- as it shows both offensive and defensive responsibility.
Are you in School, Work or other? School
Tell us one unique thing about you I got nicer hair than Justin Trudeau

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 Posted: Dec 3 2016, 12:41 PM
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Username: spooked
Player Name: Eero Hämäläinen
Position: d
What type of player are you looking to create? highpoint defenseman
Sim League Experience (WFL,VHL,SBA ect.): none
Why are You Interested in the Scarecrows? cool team biggrin.gif
How active do you plan to be on a scale of 1-10? 7-8
What is your favorite past time? gaming
would you rather have, the most points or the best +/- rating? most toi
Are you in School, Work or other? school
Tell us one unique thing about you I prefer mustard to ketchup

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