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Boomcheck
 Posted: Sep 22 2016, 10:57 PM
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Hi! & who are you?
Hi and I am Noah Buchesner

Nice, What position do you play?
I'm a Goaltender

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization?
I want to take Pel's job

Do you stand with Toivo?
Notrlly

Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes.
Yah, invite me tbh

We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season?
i can b ur starting goaltender

What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL?
roads

Will you defend Pris?
YES, YES AND YES-- I mean .. Sure

Have you been involved with anything like this before?
Yah, with my last player

What do you expect in your junior league team?
Starts

Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch?
Okay, only once.

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game?
such motivation tbh

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them?
this is why i'ma be the starter fam, they going 2 be drinking themselves out of the job

Anything else?
hi, u kno who u r

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Nike
 Posted: Sep 23 2016, 08:57 AM
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Hi! & who are you?
I'm Nike. My player is to be named later.

Nice, What position do you play?
RW i suspect.
Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization?
I wouldn't. I'm not playing in SMJHL
Do you stand with Toivo?
I don't know what that means.
Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes.
I only do LRs. If LR sucks, so does team.
We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season?
Yes because I'm not playing at all.
What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL?
Cups, Glory, Girls
Will you defend Pris?
No idea.
Have you been involved with anything like this before?
Yes, twice before.
What do you expect in your junior league team?
I don't expect anything because I won't have one.
Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch?
I don't own a couch.

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game?
Nope, superstitions are supersitions

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them?
Yes, I don't care about winning or losing.
Anything else?
LETS GO

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 Posted: Sep 23 2016, 03:31 PM
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b]Hi! & who are you?[/b]
Vbottas
Nice, What position do you play?
LW
Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization?
Vbottas
Do you stand with Toivo?
no
Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes.
maybe
We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season?
no
What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL?
everything
Will you defend Pris?
no
Have you been involved with anything like this before?
no
What do you expect in your junior league team?
everything
Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch?
i dont have a couch
Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game?
yes
Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them?
no
Anything else?
no

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bozzz
 Posted: Sep 23 2016, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE (MWHazard @ Sep 21 2016, 01:30 PM)

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them?
I'm German. I expect the goalies to drink heavily.


this one seems kind of alright

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QUOTE (Grapehead @ Aug 12 2017, 11:26 PM)

Settle down kit

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bozzz
 Posted: Sep 23 2016, 09:08 PM
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QUOTE (Boomcheck @ Sep 22 2016, 10:57 PM)

Nice, What position do you play?
I'm a Goaltender

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization?
I want to take Pel's job


not sure which statement is the bigger joke tbh

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QUOTE (Grapehead @ Aug 12 2017, 11:26 PM)

Settle down kit

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vbottas17
 Posted: Sep 23 2016, 09:12 PM
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this one seems kind of alright


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Mr. Deplorable
 Posted: Sep 24 2016, 10:24 AM
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Hi! & who are you? Josh Merica

Nice, What position do you play? Homewrecker

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization? gross

Do you stand with Toivo? who?

Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes. sure

We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season? fuk no im not a peasant

What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL?

Will you defend Pris? just long enough to seduce her

Have you been involved with anything like this before? http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/lol.gif

What do you expect in your junior league team? nothing

Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch? I don't give handouts

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game? no

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them? 100%

Anything else?
Worst prospect thread ever

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O4L
 Posted: Sep 24 2016, 02:16 PM
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Hi! & who are you? Ofer

Nice, What position do you play? RW

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization? Bottas and Alex

Do you stand with Toivo? who

Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes. sure

We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season? sure

What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL? Win

Will you defend Pris? who

Have you been involved with anything like this before? yup

What do you expect in your junior league team? fun

Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch? on the floor

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game? no

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them? if our defense is sober

Anything else? nope

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Cyanide
 Posted: Sep 24 2016, 04:09 PM
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Hi! & who are you? Ted McDonald

Nice, What position do you play? D

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization? Alex

Do you stand with Toivo? Who?

Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes. Sure

We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season? Yep

What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL? Scott Stevens trophies

Will you defend Pris? Who?

Have you been involved with anything like this before? Long time

What do you expect in your junior league team? Dead LR

Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch? Nope, he sleeps in the bathtub

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game?Nope, complete normal

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them? As long as the defence is drunk as well

Anything else? nope

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 Posted: Sep 24 2016, 04:45 PM
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Hi! & who are you? Cousin Vinny

Nice, What position do you play? CD-rom

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization? Because Bottas

Do you stand with Toivo? who?

Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes. discord?

We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season? I'm a defensive center. Do you really think I'm top 6 material?

What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL? ultimate defensive forward

Will you defend Pris? who?

Have you been involved with anything like this before? i don't understand the question

What do you expect in your junior league team? bottas!

Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch? no

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game? yes

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them? can they stand?

Anything else? Fuck you and your questions!

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easymoneysniper
 Posted: Sep 24 2016, 06:17 PM
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Hi! & who are you? You know me Bottas

Nice, What position do you play? LW

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization? Because Black and White?

Do you stand with Toivo? What's that?

Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes. Woahhhh.....

We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season? All about development.

What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL? To be the greatest.

Will you defend Pris? Who?

Have you been involved with anything like this before? I guess

What do you expect in your junior league team? To win

Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch? no

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game? no

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them? no

Anything else? no

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 Posted: Sep 25 2016, 06:07 PM
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b]Hi! & who are you?[/b] Cloud Strife. A guy from a video game franchise that's not well know.

Nice, What position do you play? The big D

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization? Because it's the best team in the league.

Do you stand with Toivo?Why wouldn't you.

Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes. yeah sometimes

We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season? I'm here to have fun.

What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL? To be the top D-man and win the championship!

Will you defend Pris? I'm the right man for the job.

Have you been involved with anything like this before? Yeah. in browser games where there's forums like this to read to coordinated attacks and stuff (Grepolis)

What do you expect in your junior league team? To go all the way to the top.

Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch? Well I don't have a couch or bed for that matter. I usually sleep on the floor. If he doesn't mind then can come and stay.

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game? I'v seen weirder thing than that.

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them? Thank god it's not only me. ph34r.gif

Anything else? No. I think that covered everything.

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Hi! & who are you?

I think I'm Andrej.

Nice, What position do you play?

Defense.

Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization?

Because raiding is fun.

Do you stand with Toivo?

I don't know who Toivo is but if he's on a Kaepernick type deal then yeah I'll stand.

Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes.

I don't know what discord is if I'm being honest with you.

We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season?

What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL?

Being the best defenseman in the league would be fun.

Will you defend Pris?

Again I don't know what Pris is, but if I got some more info then maybe?

Have you been involved with anything like this before?

Not at all. I barely know hockey as a sport but I'm down to learn new things.

What do you expect in your junior league team?

I don't expect anything and I expect you to expect nothing of me?

Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch?

If he's chill with sharing it then sure.

Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game?

I've seen weirder things.

Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them?

As confident as I am in my dependence on alcohol.

Anything else?

I think I've said too much already.

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 Posted: Sep 25 2016, 10:34 PM
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Hi! & who are you?
hi i am Terrance Nova aka sarmo aka respected goat
Nice, What position do you play?
i intend to play the right wing and occasionally defense
Why would you like to be a part of the Raiders organization?
I think it is a sound organizaion and i like the name
Do you stand with Toivo?
y not?
Would you want to be a part of our discord chat? Our actually locker room can be kinda like a desert sometimes.
ofcourse, when Khan was active, i was known to be a great locker room guy
We have a lot of returning players, are you okay with potentially playing limited minutes in your first season?
yes that is fine as long as it doesnt hurt my morale or progression
What do you want to achieve with your player/in the SHL?
Be a hall of famer and be known as a reliable plus player on the ice
Will you defend Pris?
ill defend whoever you want me to if you draft me
Have you been involved with anything like this before?
yes
What do you expect in your junior league team?
Have patience andd do my best to win
Komarov might be getting kicked out of Kaisey & Flowers place, are you okay with him crashing on your couch?
ill be there when my homies call
Would it kind of weird you out if you witnessed your teams captain screaming at his fathers portable gravestone for 45 minutes before a game?
i try to see things from everyones perspective
Our goalies are alcoholics, are you confident in them?
maybe in games yuh but not with my one night stands
Anything else?
maybe in the future

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