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Deenerys Targa-rene
 Posted: Sep 25 2015, 09:27 PM
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Link to your player page:

Is Jonathon Quick Elite?:

Are beaches only found on oceans, in your opinion, or do you call that sandy area next to the lake "A beach"?:

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?:

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?:

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?:

Do you wipe sitting or standing?

Your opinion on Lebron James

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jason97
 Posted: Sep 25 2015, 10:52 PM
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Link to your player page: message me on fb

Give me a reason why you would be worth trading up to first overall for: yes

Who is the most attractive man/woman you know, and how have you made advances to him/her in the past?: yes

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?: yes

What do you think of The Carl Mountain? Do you strive to be like him?: yes

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?: yes

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?: yes

You're given a pack of condoms and told by the end of the day, one of these must be used on a human woman. Where is the first place you go and how do you accomplish this? yes

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Dangles13
 Posted: Sep 27 2015, 04:00 PM
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Link to your player page: Cody Black

Is Jonathon Quick Elite?: Absolutely, how else do you explain this shit?

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Are beaches only found on oceans, in your opinion, or do you call that sandy area next to the lake "A beach"?: Who cares? Water is water and beaches are stupid.

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?: Fuck yeah! Why else would I be here?

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?: If it's hilarious than it can't be offensive. Funny is funny not matter what.

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?: You seem to have a good thing going here and I think I could be a good part of it.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? http://i5.ifrm.com/11514/47/emo/eyebrow.gif Wipe?

Your opinion on Lebron James He's good at pumpkin tossing.

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Jesus The Mexican Way
 Posted: Sep 27 2015, 04:50 PM
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http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/lol.gif At these rookies thinking that just because we're asking their opinion on some player it must mean we want that opinion to be positive.

Keep the answers coming

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Boon: cant win em all.
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Dangles13
 Posted: Sep 27 2015, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE (Bün @ Sep 27 2015, 03:50 PM)
http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/lol.gif At these rookies thinking that just because we're asking their opinion on some player it must mean we want that opinion to be positive.

Keep the answers coming


Having no clue who he is I just went off what images came to my head. http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/lol.gif

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Allen
 Posted: Sep 27 2015, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE (Bün @ Sep 27 2015, 05:50 PM)
http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/lol.gif At these rookies thinking that just because we're asking their opinion on some player it must mean we want that opinion to be positive.

Keep the answers coming

We didn't include the most important question imo.

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Deenerys Targa-rene
 Posted: Sep 29 2015, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE (Allen @ Sep 27 2015, 04:44 PM)

We didn't include the most important question imo.

What's that

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Jaymay
 Posted: Sep 29 2015, 07:13 PM
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Too lazy

Not worth it

My fiance I just went after him

Yes

No one strives to be like him

Not like you

Chatzy

Why would you give a pack when you only have to use one, poor question


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GroupMeIsKindOfOkay
 Posted: Sep 29 2015, 07:50 PM
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QUOTE (Deener @ Sep 29 2015, 05:53 PM)

What's that

Sit/stand?
Only ocean/ocean and lake?

2 of the most important Renes questions of all time SMFH

Oh and is Quick elite?

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BigTittySmitty
 Posted: Sep 29 2015, 10:30 PM
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QUOTE (Shevy Shev @ Sep 29 2015, 08:50 PM)

Sit/stand?
Only ocean/ocean and lake?

2 of the most important Renes questions of all time SMFH

Oh and is Quick elite?


You forgot about LeBron James!

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Dangles13
 Posted: Sep 29 2015, 10:47 PM
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QUOTE (BigTittySmitty @ Sep 29 2015, 09:30 PM)


You forgot about LeBron James!


LeBron is easily a better goalie than Quick.

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Kevin "Juice" Bieksa
 Posted: Sep 29 2015, 11:33 PM
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This is called public tampering right, jk luv u wub.gif

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Deenerys Targa-rene
 Posted: Sep 30 2015, 07:14 PM
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QUESTIONS UPDATED.

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Dangles13
 Posted: Sep 30 2015, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE (Deener @ Sep 30 2015, 06:14 PM)
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