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» Comparing SHL Teams to Restaurant/Fast-Food Chains
WannabeFinn
 Posted: Jan 13 2018, 02:11 PM
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Texas being Burger King is fucking despicable. What-A-Burger has now banned you from all locations.

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QUOTE (WannabeFinn @ Jan 13 2018, 02:11 PM)
Texas being Burger King is fucking despicable. What-A-Burger has now banned you from all locations.

My comparisons weren't done solely based off locations though! Texas simply isn't a good enough team right now to justify What-A-Burger. If/when they improve, I will do an updated version and given them What-A-Burger, obviously.

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Big fan of Chik-fil-A sandwiches. Great choice!

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If the original WKP joke was Subway then that's fuckin hilarious ngl

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QUOTE (Joester09 @ Jan 13 2018, 05:00 PM)
If the original WKP joke was Subway then that's fuckin hilarious ngl

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LOL @toronto being first franchise.

Tell that to Ron Mexico and the Jets.

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Just like the Roy Rogers chain that went away when it was sold to Hardess and is now attempting to make a comeback, WIC has come back to the SHL with another piece of mindless drivel. While seeing signage for some fast food joints fills you with pity or boredom, only Roy Rogers can move one to anger. The reason for this is that Roy Rogers can only exist in an environment where reluctant customers are forced to consume their nearly inedible fare. Interstate turnpikes are the natural habitat of a Roy Rogers. Dissapointed travelers file into the service center, scanning the rest stop with their weary eyes, hoping in vain for some option, any option, other than Roy's. Just like SHLers who come to the media section looking for anything other than a WIC article.


Belgarat went deep, this is basically the Buzzfeed of SHL articles. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0049.gif

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