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» Chiefs Extend Dick
Baelor Swift
 Posted: Jan 14 2018, 04:21 AM
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After being super fortunate to move up in the Season 38 Entry Draft to take Dick Skillstedt, the Chiefs are proud to announce that we have come to an agreement to extend his contract for the next two seasons! He's a demanding motherfucker but we make it work SwegKingu

Season 39: $2,000,000
Season 40: $2,000,000

The contract also has the following clauses:

In the events of Pedro Sarantez EuroCap re-signing with the team, Dick is to play at least 5 games on the same line as said Pedro so he can cross that off his bucket list.

Alonso Garbanzo ArGarBarGar has to give Sweg some 5.56 ammo in the event of them playing PUBG together.

PB prettyburn needs to share pictures whenever she goes to Bruins games (both PRO and BOS)

Blowjob Andy Andybj needs to send snaps regularly to Sweg so they can build up a snap streak.

Baelor @me needs to teach Sweg some of whatever African language they speak where he's at.

Sarmo sarmo needs to tell Sweg how beautiful he is at least once a week.

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Never read a better contract and totally down for that

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sweg listen you dont know my grandma ok she is the devil who's better danny or her hard to tell

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SwegKingu you'll always be a beautiful mother trucker to me and one day you shall find a wife as beautiful as you to come home to for them happy meals http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif

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sweg so cute

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GOAT contract extension.

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