welcome

SHL Discord

Welcome to the Simulation Hockey League!

The SHL is a hockey player sim league that has been running strong for over thirty seasons in its current iteration! Through the use of Simon T. Hockey Simulator and a unique progression system, the SHL promises to be just what you're looking for and more!
staff
League Management
expand/close

OWNERS:
Leafs4ever
jkrever
Spangle
Trill
teztify

COMMISSIONERS:
Eggy216
CRUTCHFIELD

HEAD OFFICE:
Formx
DrunkenTeddy
TheDangaZone
SwegKingu

SMJHL COMMISSIONERS:
Storm
Dan^2
Zoone16
Evok

SHL GENERAL MANAGERS
Buffalo Stampede:
WannabeFinn
FourFour

Hamilton Steelhawks:
ThatDamnMcJesus
Gooney

Manhattan Rage:
JayWhy

Minnesota Chiefs:
Baelor Swift
Andybj

New England Wolfpack:
Toivo
Storm

Toronto North Stars:
Symmetrik

West Kendall Platoon:
JR95
Wongy

Calgary Dragons:
Steelhead77
c00kies

Edmonton Blizzard:
karlssens
Ace

Los Angeles Panthers:
Wasty
vbottas17

San Francisco Pride:
Grapehead

Seattle Riot:
Samee

Texas Renegades:
Dankoa
JumpierPegasus

Winnipeg Jets:
MWHazard

SMJHL GENERAL MANAGERS:
Detroit Falcons:
TheWoZy
Waters

Halifax Raiders:
TheDangaZone
Shmurph

Montreal Militia:
Keygan
ErM

St. Louis Scarecrows:
TML99
JKortesi81

Colorado Raptors:
InciteHysteria
FlappyGiraffe

Kelowna Knights:
NourFFAK
Thunder39

Prince George Firebirds:
Sleepy
ml002

Vancouver Whalers:
DrunkenTeddy
adamantium
twitter
news
The Simulation Hockey League's 41st Season is currently underway!

Congratulations to the Calgary Dragons for winning the Season 40 Challenge Cup, and the Kelowna Knights for winning the Season 40 Four Star Cup!
 

  .reply    .new topic    .new poll   

» Interested prospects
Cuffy
 Posted: Sep 20 2016, 10:24 AM
.quote   

S7, S13, S20, S21 Challenge Cup Champion

Members
Posts: 15358
Joined: 23-December 11
Member ID: 89
Rep: 2147483647 pts

Offline


N/A


Sorry for being late boys and gals

1. How active are you
2. Link your player page please
3 How many tpe do you have?
4. Cake or Pie?
5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?
6. Why does Portland attract you?
7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself?
8. How loyal are you from 1-10?

--------------------
user posted image

user posted image
.pm    .email   
^
Chris-McZehrl
 Posted: Sep 20 2016, 10:37 AM
.quote   

S18, S23, S27, 34, S37 Challenge Cup Champion

Members
Posts: 24842
Joined: 3-January 12
Member ID: 184
Rep: 209 pts

Offline


N/A


1. How active are you
god modus
2. Link your player page please
http://originalshl.com/index.php?showtopic=50142
3 How many tpe do you have?
1409
4. Cake or Pie?
nothing
5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?
nope
6. Why does Portland attract you?
secret
7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself?
hm I am McZ
8. How loyal are you from 1-10?
if all is in right place ... 10
.pm   
^
Avakael
 Posted: Sep 20 2016, 11:14 AM
.quote   

Fantasy sports expert for an imaginary hockey league

Fantasy League Manager
Posts: 3836
Joined: 21-July 16
Member ID: 2271
Rep: 69 pts

Offline

N/A
N/A


1. How active are you
I'm currently on about 8 hours a day. :|
2. Link your player page please
http://originalshl.com/index.php?showtopic=69280&st=0&#
3 How many tpe do you have?
305 TPE, should be one of about a score of players capped by the start of S31.
4. Cake or Pie?
Generally pie, I love meat pies.
5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?
nah.
6. Why does Portland attract you?
rebuilding team, redemption story.
7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself?
Personal glory is secondary to the team. If the team sucks and you're running around talking yourself up, you look like a cock.
8. How loyal are you from 1-10?
There would either have to be bad blood or you'd have to be utterly inactive and incompetent and unwilling to change either for me to try and leave.

This post has been edited by Avakael: Sep 20 2016, 11:43 AM

--------------------
user posted image

user posted image
user posted image user posted image
.pm   
^
twils
 Posted: Sep 20 2016, 12:14 PM
.quote   

N/A

Members
Posts: 1566
Joined: 21-July 16
Member ID: 2293
Rep: 22 pts

Offline

N/A
N/A


1. How active are you?
I don't think I could possibly be more active, and I plan on keeping it that way.

2. Link your player page please
Player Page

3 How many tpe do you have?
304TPE at the moment, but I'm waiting until after the draft to do my training this week.

4. Cake or Pie?
Depends on the setting really. If it's more of a casual dessert then pie, but if it's something fancy cake. I think excluding setting, I'd go with cake though. A nice chocolatey cake.

5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?
I've watched every episode about 3 times. The TPB drinking game is one of my favourite drinking games. Favourite character is easily Mr. Lahey.

6. Why does Portland attract you?
The chance to be one of the centerpieces of a rebuild. Also, Tylar is pretty chill.

7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself?
I'd like to see myself do well of course, but I prefer working as a team. It's always way more fun to win a championship as a team than to win an individual award.

8. How loyal are you from 1-10?
10, if I'm treated well I'm not going anywhere.

This post has been edited by twils: Sep 20 2016, 04:07 PM

--------------------

Player Page --- Update Page
user posted image
Picture credit to Allen, Jenny, enigmatic, Wasty, ckroyal92, 701, and EJ
QUOTE
"idc if ur naked if ur holding that cup" -Jenny
.pm   
^
Eichelele
 Posted: Sep 20 2016, 12:28 PM
.quote   

N/A

Members
Posts: 907
Joined: 21-July 16
Member ID: 2292
Rep: 21 pts

Offline

N/A
N/A


1. How active are you Oh I run a bit, play pickup and league soccer a few times a week, and bike almost daily. Of course that's what you meant.

2. Link your player page please Player Page and Updates

3 How many tpe do you have? Sitting on 302 (official on next update)

4. Cake or Pie? Like Avakael said before me, if you're talking savory pies it's no contest. But why not a slice of each?

5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?

6. Why does Portland attract you? Your climate is pretty great, the city has some great QOL, and you have one of the best unis in the league, but most importantly I think you're on the right track in building a future powerhouse and I think you could use a playmaking LW who will add to the LR culture as well as on ice.

7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself? You can't win a championship by yourself, and even if you could where's the fun in that?

8. How loyal are you from 1-10? 12. Check out the sigs I made for my player.

--------------------
LW/C Taro Eichelele | Player Updates
user posted image
.pm    .email   
^
Gooney
 Posted: Sep 20 2016, 01:39 PM
.quote   

waters is a really cute guy

SHL GM
Posts: 1921
Joined: 21-July 16
Member ID: 2261
Rep: 129 pts

Online

N/A
N/A


1. How active are you
I'm pretty active do.

2. Link your player page please
Player Page Update Page

3 How many tpe do you have?
288

4. Cake or Pie?
Pie, not even close.

5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?
One of my favourite shows. Favourite is between Ricky or Randy.

6. Why does Portland attract you?
I want to go to a rebuilding team. Plus they got some sick jerseys. Also Tylar is there. http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/eyelashes.gif

7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself?
I'm a team player for sure.

8. How loyal are you from 1-10?
10. I want to play for one team my whole career.

This post has been edited by Gooney: Sep 20 2016, 01:39 PM

--------------------

user posted image


user posted imageuser posted image
.pm   
^
Wally
 Posted: Sep 20 2016, 02:36 PM
.quote   

S39 Challenge Cup Champion and JELL-O

All-Star Committee Head
Posts: 4985
Joined: 7-July 16
Member ID: 2236
Rep: 85 pts

Offline


N/A


1. How active are you
I would say on a scale I'm 8-9 out of 10

2. Link your player page please
Player Update Page
Player Profile Page

3 How many tpe do you have?
322

4. Cake or Pie?
Apple Pie... Hands down.

5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?
Only watched a few episodes... Definitely a "Benders" watcher. Nothing more relatable than a bunch of hockey playing drunks.

6. Why does Portland attract you?
Always hear great things lately on Discord among the guys... I know you guys have Bjornsson, but there are always what-ifs!

7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself?
100% team player... want me to play center... I'm down.

8. How loyal are you from 1-10?
10... I want to be a part of a team that views me as a piece to the puzzle, not another goaltender.

--------------------
user posted image




.pm   
^
bk1689
 Posted: Sep 20 2016, 04:01 PM
.quote   

N/A

Player Updaters
Posts: 1830
Joined: 21-July 16
Member ID: 2273
Rep: 18 pts

Offline

N/A
N/A


1. How active are you - Very active, probably at about a 9/10 right now.

2. Link your player page please - Player Page

3 How many tpe do you have? - 311

4. Cake or Pie? - Depends on what kind, so I'll give my favourites for both. Jello cake is the shit, my mom has made it for me every birthday I can remember and my fiance has taken up the tradition. But I'm also partial to pumpkin pie. I can destroy a pumpkin pie and a tub of whip cream very quickly.

5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character? - I have seen every TPB episode multiple times. So many great guys to pick from, if I had to I'd say Rocky though.

6. Why does Portland attract you? - The whole rebuild thing. Being on a contender would be nice, don't get me wrong. However being a part of budding a team up from pretty much nothing is pretty cool I think.

7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself? - Team player. I'd much rather have the team glory then the independent stardom.

8. How loyal are you from 1-10? - 10

This post has been edited by bk1689: Sep 20 2016, 04:03 PM

--------------------
user posted imageuser posted imageuser posted image
Update Thread
#NOGGR
Player Thread
user posted imageuser posted imageuser posted image
user posted image

.pm    .email   
^
wheelingmoms
 Posted: Sep 21 2016, 01:10 AM
.quote   

N/A

Members
Posts: 258
Joined: 9-August 16
Member ID: 2354
Rep: 5 pts

Offline

N/A
N/A



1. How active are you

I'd say a solid 3.5/5, with room to grow especially with a good LR fit -- pref a lr with a chatzy or a discord or smthn

2. Link your player page please

It's in my sig but sure I'll link it too, just gotta wait till I'm off mobile its been super fucky for me the last day or so

3 How many tpe do you have?

248 e/ 246 in use

4. Cake or Pie?

Blueberry pie son, fuck yeah

5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?

No offense, but I really don't know what's in this tv show -- it could be full of fucking grizzly whores or stupid drunk lumber cocksuckers for all I know.

6. Why does Portland attract you?

Underdog as fuck, and I kinda like that

7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself?

I just wanna see my line shred the sim to shit, whatever it takes to get that done.

8. How loyal are you from 1-10?

Right group of dudes, good fit, definitely a 10

--------------------
user posted image


player | updates, son | twitter
QUOTE (CRUTCHFIELD @ Aug 20 2016, 10:23 AM)

fuck we are good hockey players
.pm    .email   
^
InciteHysteria
 Posted: Sep 21 2016, 02:35 PM
.quote   

N/A

SMJHL GM
Posts: 3727
Joined: 21-July 16
Member ID: 2297
Rep: 96 pts

Offline


N/A


Didn't think I'd be filling out a form for Portland. But seeing as you guys have an opening at goaltender. I wanted to just put myself out there.

1. How active are you?

I'd say a 9-10. I'm fairly active everyday. I've been involved with multiple things on the site already. Including being one of the main organizers of the new Juniors Tourney which should be kicking off tomorrow. I'm excited to see how that goes!

2. Link your player page please.

Maximilian Wehner Player Page

3. How many tpe do you have?

My updates have been a bit wonky. But my TPE should be capped within the week. I'm at 316 and waiting for TTC and Equips. I'll probably be sitting around 370 after those prior things and AC/Training next week.

4. Cake or Pie?

Don't make me choose between baked goods! I'd probably say pie though. I'd love a nice slice of cherry, apple or blueberry pie. Warm with ice cream. Pecan is also acceptable.

5. Do you watch trailer park boys? If you do who's your favourite character?

I have watched every episode of Trailer Park Boys. I would say everyone has their favorite main character (Bubbles being mine but they're all acceptable), but I would probably say I really enjoy the stuff with Jacob and Conky. They are pretty great characters. It's funny to see how much they can manipulate the slow and trusting Jacob.

Conky is just creepy. Love it.

6. Why does Portland attract you?

The ability to be part of a team that is building for a solid future. One that needs ME to be part of that future. Somewhere I can call and home. Be proud to develop it into a powerhouse in the league and just overall have a great time.

I also think the logo and colors fucking rock.

7. Team player or are you in it all for yourself?

Team player. I enjoy seeing myself play and my stats. But I am just as excited seeing a teammate pass a milestone. This past season I was so happy to see the year that Ace Redding had in Vancouver. I think having bonds like that in the LR would be amazing.

8. How loyal are you from 1-10?

9-10. I'm definitely a loyal type of person. I think the only way loyalty is trashed in me is when it's broken by the other party.

This post has been edited by InciteHysteria: Sep 21 2016, 02:41 PM

--------------------

user posted image
user posted image

.pm    .email   
^
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
Share this topic:
« Next Oldest | San Francisco Pride | Next Newest »

.options    .reply    .quick reply    .new topic    .new poll