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The Simulation Hockey League's 41st Season is currently underway!

Congratulations to the Calgary Dragons for winning the Season 40 Challenge Cup, and the Kelowna Knights for winning the Season 40 Four Star Cup!
 

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» St. Louis Scarecrows Punishment
Storm
 Posted: May 15 2018, 04:40 PM
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During this most recent offseason the St. Louis Scarecrows did not fully compete their roster, which is considered an offseason duty for GMs, by the deadline the Head Office set for each and every SMJHL team.

In this situation it's important to note that based on rule I.G.1, which states:

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A minimum of 20 players (skaters plus goalies) and a maximum of 22 players on your roster


The SMJHL denotes a completed roster as filling these requirements.



As per the SHL rules, which we in the SMJHL HO have unanimously decided to adopt for the SMJHL:

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Other Offseason Duties:
1 day late on offseason duties being completed: Forfeiture of 1st owned 3rd round draft pick
2 days late: Forfeiture of 1st owned 2nd round draft pick (but retention of 3rd)
3 days late: Forfeiture of 1st owned 2nd round draft pick (but retention of 3rd) AND 1 mil cap penalty
4 days late: Forfeiture of 1st owned 2nd round draft pick (but retention of 3rd) AND 2 mil cap penalty
5 days late: Dismissal of GM, forfeiture of 1st owned 3rd round pick (but retention of 2nd rounder), 2 mil cap penalty.



Therefore the St. Louis Scarecrows will forfeit their S42 3rd round selection.




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 Posted: May 15 2018, 04:43 PM
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We can just skip the third round in both leagues m'kay?

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 Posted: May 15 2018, 04:44 PM
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At this rate every team will lose a third and then it’ll be like no one did

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Disappointing that miscounting the roster as we rushed to get everything in on time gives us the same punishment as a team that didn't give a damn about meeting the deadline at all in the first place.

A small oversight of missing an inactive that isn't playing for us anyway isn't equal to not doing the rosters at all.

Unfortunate all around.

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But can we take away Joe's "Best Co-GM Award" he gave himself?

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But can we take away Joe's "Best Co-GM Award" he gave himself?

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QUOTE (JKortesi81 @ May 15 2018, 04:47 PM)
Disappointing that miscounting the roster as we rushed to get everything in on time gives us the same punishment as a team that didn't give a damn about meeting the deadline at all in the first place.

A small oversight of missing an inactive that isn't playing for us anyway isn't equal to not doing the rosters at all.

Unfortunate all around.

Everybody gives a damn and everybody was rushed. The punishment is harsh but it's the same for anyone.

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 Posted: May 15 2018, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE (DrunkenTeddy @ May 15 2018, 04:47 PM)
But can we take away Joe's "Best Co-GM Award" he gave himself?



To be fair, this was on Ryan lololol

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 Posted: May 15 2018, 05:23 PM
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I waited to hear from our last draftee to sign & let it slip a bit t long, didnt help that I got home from my trip Sunday night and had to rush to fill everything out and put the pieces together, but aside from that I'm not going to make anymore excuses, the onus is on me for this one not Joe, Sorry Crows u know I luv u all. http://i49.tinypic.com/27ysaaq.png

also I feel like HO is made up of people who were never got let off on a speeding ticket http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0021.gif

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QUOTE (enigmatic @ May 15 2018, 05:11 PM)

Everybody gives a damn and everybody was rushed. The punishment is harsh but it's the same for anyone.


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 Posted: May 15 2018, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE (JKortesi81 @ May 15 2018, 02:13 PM)



To be fair, this was on Ryan lololol

I couldn't resist the joke. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif

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 Posted: May 15 2018, 07:53 PM
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QUOTE (DrunkenTeddy @ May 15 2018, 05:27 PM)

I couldn't resist the joke. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0001.gif



Oh, I know. I'd say the same.

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 Posted: May 15 2018, 08:40 PM
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Da fuq is up with so many teams making mistakes? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0065.gif

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 Posted: May 15 2018, 08:44 PM
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QUOTE (Winter is Coming @ May 15 2018, 06:40 PM)
Da fuq is up with so many teams making mistakes?  http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0065.gif


48 hours on Mother's day weekend will do that to ya in SMJHL.

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