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 Posted: Jan 19 2017, 08:04 PM
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Team is very important to us here at the Mammoths, so this season I've asked alums and current members of our team to help design our questions. Have fun with it; show us your personality!

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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of):

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?

3. First player or recreate?

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best?

5. What can you bring to our LR?

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?

9. galatix's question: Favorite song?

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?


We take care of our own here in COL and would love to have you be a part of it. I will not be sending out scouting prospect messages as some other teams do, but rest assured that a good response here means I'm definitely interested. That said, feel free to send me your own PM if you liked the survey and would like to move up on our draft boards--THOSE I will respond to!

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 Posted: Jan 19 2017, 08:17 PM
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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of): all of them

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need? Legend

3. First player or recreate? First

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best? Idk tbh ricebowl

5. What can you bring to our LR? Titty gifs

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! I like yellow snow

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow? Ask his mom

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret? Fk u

9. galatix's question: Favorite song? American National Anthem

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to? Idk

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 Posted: Jan 19 2017, 08:28 PM
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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of):

i have been in a couple

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?

physical 2 way playmaking center

3. First player or recreate?

recreate

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best?

rice

5. What can you bring to our LR?

i outlined it in my rankings thread

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!

i can fit 19 raw hot dogs in my mouth

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

idk

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?

wouldn't u like to know

9. galatix's question: Favorite song?

how to be the man - riff raff

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?

jeff gordon

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 Posted: Jan 19 2017, 09:12 PM
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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of):
old GM leagues for STHS and EHM, no player leagues

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?
High scoring defenseman, to a certain extent (not willing to move to forward)

3. First player or recreate?
first player

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best?

5. What can you bring to our LR?
Lot's of posting and quality support and conversation

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
I can touch my nose with my tongue

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
is this a monty python reference or something?

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?
I actually think that Crosby is kinda cute sometimes

9. galatix's question: Favorite song?
Teen Idle - Marina and the Diamonds

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?
Newton because I get hit in the head with apples all the time

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 Posted: Jan 23 2017, 09:04 PM
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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of): zero

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need? i plan on making a flopper and have no intention of changing that

3. First player or recreate? first

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best?

5. What can you bring to our LR? very little

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! i dislike self promotion

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow? african or european

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret? no?

9. galatix's question: Favorite song? Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to? I really do not science.

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 Posted: Jan 24 2017, 06:49 PM
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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of):
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VHL, SHL, GM leagues


2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?
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Offensive player who plays great in both ends.


3. First player or recreate?
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Guess that's for me to know


4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best?
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Haven't looked at the roster but I'm sure I know someone.


5. What can you bring to our LR?
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Bitches, Doritos and Beer fine?


6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
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I once donkey kicked an old lady because she was ruining my KD on COD. Let's just say I don't talk to my grandmother anymore.


7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Tanner who?

But I guess it all depends how quick she is with her tongue and throat?


8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?
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It's not butter, it's Margarine

9. galatix's question: Favorite song?
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Like music in general


10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?
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Bill Nye on meth

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 Posted: Jan 24 2017, 07:20 PM
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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of):
SHL (Off and on since S2), Some VHL, Most NHL Sim Leagues

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?
I plan to build the ultimate defensive power forward. If need be, I can change the plan slightly, but considering that everybody else is putting their stuff on offensive abilities, I will plan on improving my defensive abilities.

3. First player or recreate?
I guess you can call it my fourth re-create (after Solberg, Danielson, Karlsson and the failed Gasparino)

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best? It's been, like, 2 years since I've been here. I'm pretty sure 10% of the forum only knows who I am.

5. What can you bring to our LR?
Bad comedy, wrestling stories, stories about college and a whole lot of mustard. (I kinda like mustard...)

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
I'm more than likely sure that I'm taller than anyone here in real life. If you want to know, just ask.

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
About 24 miles an hour, or 11 meters a second.

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?
I haven't had a meaningful relationship in my 20 years of existence. Four months with one girl doesn't count because she cheated on me the second month in. (y)

9. galatix's question: Favorite song?
It changes almost every week. This week is "The Thrill of It" by Robert Randolph and the Family Band.

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?
Bill Nye, I hope.

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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of): SHL, VHL, SBA and some random quickly dying ones.

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?
Playmaker

3. First player or recreate?
Recreate, but only after a long time

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best?
Manny from Ice Age.

5. What can you bring to our LR?
No clue

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
Bojo

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
42


8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?
I was the one that took the Walrus his bucket.

9. galatix's question: Favorite song?
Napoleon Solo by At the drive-in

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?
Sheldon

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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of): None! Brand new and eager to learn!

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?

Playmaking centre. I could play playmaking wing if need be.

3. First player or recreate?
What's a re-create?

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best?
Akamai wub.gif

5. What can you bring to our LR?
Experience, dirty jokes, political insight, historical comments nobody cares about, the usual old grandpa stuff.

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
I've been on this sight longer than Storm has been alive.

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
7.

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?
Occasionally, I go on the internet and write about my fake hockey player and I'm pretty invested in the whole ordeal.

9. galatix's question: Favorite song?
3005 - Childish Gambino

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?
Nikola Tesla, because the textbooks don't give me no respek.

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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of): Nah

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need? Fucking sick D

3. First player or recreate? Pass

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best? I couldn't tell you a single player

5. What can you bring to our LR? Not much

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! I'm sick as fuck

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow? Fucking sick bahd

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret? I still don't like TDW

9. galatix's question: Favorite song? Closer by the Chainsmokers, the song of every summer

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to? The homework helper guys from Jimmy Kimmel

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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of): Previous SHL player

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need? Playmaking center. I would change position for the short term success of team

3. First player or recreate? Recreate

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best? I don't recall any

5. What can you bring to our LR? Activity

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! Love GoT

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow? 45 m/sec

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret? I've gone to the moon... Twice.

9. galatix's question: Favorite song? Why do birds, suddenly appear...

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?
Neils Bohr

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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of):
I'm starting my rookie season in the SFL along with this league, and I was involved in the LGHL for a while too. (Althought I dont know if you wanted non-sim leagues, so.. http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/tongue.png)

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?
Im looking to develop into a two way forward who focuses on pass first and D second. smile.gif Of course, if you need me to readjust my priorities, I would be willing to do so. (within reason, Emiya Shirou is way too short to be a goalie http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/tongue.png)

3. First player or recreate? First player!

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5. What can you bring to our LR?
A good time!

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
I'm going to be heavily involved in making Japan a great hockey force!

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
At least 13.

8.ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?
I would totally bang my friend's gf.

9. galatix's question: Favorite song? Its a mashup http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/tongue.png

10. 10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?
I think Toshaka Rin is a Scientist? I'll have to get back to you on that..




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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of): SHL from S8-ish to S24

2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need? Offensive Dman. Within reason yes.

3. First player or recreate? Recreate

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best? To be honest, it's been a while since I was here... like 3 years. Just getting back into the swing of things.

5. What can you bring to our LR? A level head and some previous experience... plus some sarcasm if you appreciate that kind of thing.

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! I'm an armed guard at a nuclear power plant.

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow? A wha?!

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret? Nothing very exciting really.

9. galatix's question: Favorite song? Oh man... this changes all the time. Currently Holy Diver, the Killswitch version.

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to? Bill Nye the Science guy.... does that count?....no?

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1. Previous sim league or forum experience (list any you've been a part of):
I'm a huge fantasy hockey league fan but I've never been in any sim leagues before.
2. What kind of player do you intend to build, and would you be open to adjusting that plan based on team need?
Defensively responsible sniper unlike the SHL has ever seen before. Striking fear on both ends of the ice with skill and savvy.

3. First player or recreate?
First player

4. Required for recreates only: Which Mammoth(s) do you know best?
N/A

5. What can you bring to our LR?
Personality wise, I'm a gym rat but I like to party hard.

6. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
I'm a black belt in brazilian ju-jitsu!

7. Tanner 's question: What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
Infinite

8. ThatDamnWalrus and Dantejg 's question: Deepest secret?
Secretly I like soccer more than hockey

9. galatix's question: Favorite song?
This is like asking to pick my favorite strand of hair on my head. Lets go with beam me up by cazzette

10. r1c3bowl22 's question: Which famous scientist do you most relate to?
Robert Hooke cause I break my game down to a microscopic level in order to train and play more efficiently and effectively.

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