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Anders157
 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 07:31 PM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of):

I have about 4 hours of experience on this website, a seasoned vet of sim hockey

2. What kind of player do you intend to build?

I'm not building a player, I'm building a brick fucking wall.

3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate?

My first player

4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested?

Online or in real life, the absolute best part of a hockey team is the other players, and the jokes and shit among the team. I'm also big on a good location and a good logo (Colorado Mammoths check both boxes, so I came straight to your page first).

5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths?

Not yet

6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi?

That's why I'm here

7. What kind of music do you listen to?

Various Rock (killers/modest mouse/the cure/clash/pop-punk stuff), Hip hop (drake/staples/yg/lots of others), and sometimes I'll listen to EDM when im in the zone

8. What can you bring to our LR?

People say I'm really funny, also most pickup leagues appreciate when a goalie shows up

9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!

I played goalie in real life growing up, also I grew up in Colorado so I was basically born to be on the Mammoths

10. Link to player page/update thread

Look at this bad motherfucker

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 07:34 PM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of):
SHL,NABA,SBA
2. What kind of player do you intend to build?
TWC like Bergeron
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate?
recreate
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested?
Locker Room activity, really. The best teams are the ones where everyone eggs each other on
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths?
I know you smile.gif
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi?
Not applicable
7. What kind of music do you listen to?
JedLlorenMusic
8. What can you bring to our LR?
Gm experience, activity, and a history of being good at building up activity
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
I'm not interesting
10. Link to player page/update thread

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 09:47 PM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of): Be A GM Connected lol
2. What kind of player do you intend to build? Offensive Defenseman
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? First Player
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? This whole thing is keeping me interested right now
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths? Nope
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi? I will right now!
7. What kind of music do you listen to? I know all the words to Party in the USA and Wannabe
8. What can you bring to our LR? Tommy Salami works at the local pizza joint, he can probably get you a pretty good discount.
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! What time is it when a Mammoth sits on the fence? Time to get a new fence.
10. Link to player page/update thread Player Page Update Thread

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 10:27 PM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of):
This is actually my first sim league!

2. What kind of player do you intend to build?
An angry Italian-American Rick Nash.

3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate?
My first player.

4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested?
Definitely an active locker room/Discord, and a positive environment where I can have fun and learn the ropes.

5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths?

I don't think so.

6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi?

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7. What kind of music do you listen to?
A 'lil of everything. My favorite bands are Pink Floyd, Say Anything, Death Grips, and Mac Demarco.

8. What can you bring to our LR?

I am dedicated, full of passion, and I guess I'm kinda' funny.

9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.

10. Link to player page/update thread

Vinny Marino Player Page
Vinny Marino Update Page

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 Posted: Dec 2 2016, 11:56 PM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of): None
2. What kind of player do you intend to build? A dynamic winger who can play both offense and defense.
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? First Player
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? The chance to prove myself and make the team as an active player. Also to just enjoy the experience of being part of the league.
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths? Nope
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi? Shit, you caught me
7. What kind of music do you listen to? Basically anything
8. What can you bring to our LR? A sense of humour.
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! I can count to 10 without any help.
10. Link to player page/update thread
Player Page
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JPL
 Posted: Dec 3 2016, 12:03 AM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of): all of the exp
2. What kind of player do you intend to build? two way forward
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? First player ph34r.gif
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? activity
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths? yes you
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi? hi
7. What kind of music do you listen to? Rap and Indie rock
8. What can you bring to our LR? Charisma
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!I like Boobs
10. Link to player page/update thread http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showt...0&#entry2092542 http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=73614

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 Posted: Dec 3 2016, 01:33 AM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of):
None yet
2. What kind of player do you intend to build?
I want Wexter to be a strong defenseman who can not only stop plays, but advance the game forward and help keep us on top.
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate?
First player!
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested?
In terms of keeping me interested, as long as you have an active community, I'm sold. Especially if you guys have a Discord!
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths?
I don't know anyone yet. Sorry!. I think my great x10,000 grandfather rode a mammoth once, though.
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi?
Hi!
7. What kind of music do you listen to?
I'm obsessed with Hamilton. If you haven't listened to it, you should.
8. What can you bring to our LR?
I like to think I'm a pretty cool guy. I'm also always willing to chat about hockey!
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!
I can hold a conversation in Latin, which is incredibly weird, but kind of interesting.
10. Link to player page/update thread
[http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=73883&st=0&#entry2092439]Robin Wexter[/url] I'm not done with my update page yet, but just let me know later and I can give you the link!

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 Posted: Dec 3 2016, 02:12 PM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of): none
2. What kind of player do you intend to build? offensive defeseman
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? first
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? fun people who will help me learn the game and hopefully be friends!
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths? none
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi? just signed up yesterday!
7. What kind of music do you listen to? um anything that doesnt play on most popular radio stations
8. What can you bring to our LR? a huge troll?
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! im the coolest, but is that a joke or a fact?
10. Link to player page/update thread
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=73849

http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=73852

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 Posted: Dec 4 2016, 01:26 AM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of): None!
2. What kind of player do you intend to build? A defensive defenseman.
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? It's my first!
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? Some veteran leadership for advice and guidence when needed, and some entertaining discussions to keep me coming back. Bonus points if you have some Dallas Stars fans in the LR!
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths? Nope!
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi? I just got here yesterday! But hey, hi, hello.
7. What kind of music do you listen to? A fair bit of Irish/Scottish/English stuff, like Celtic Woman and Anuna; pop, like Lady Gaga and One Republic; some EDM, like Zedd; some misc. classical and choral stuff. I have eclectic musical tastes, heh.
8. What can you bring to our LR? A laid-back sense of humor, a knack for problem solving, and a habit of writing long sentences.
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! Last summer, I sang in Carnegie Hall with a choir of about 250 people!
10. Link to player page/update thread Player page, update thread.

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 Posted: Dec 4 2016, 04:21 AM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of):

No leagues but I do play a lot of EHM

2. What kind of player do you intend to build?

A consistent and reliable hybrid goaltender

3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate?

I'm a virgin

4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested?

A welcoming community!

5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths?

I don't believe so

6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi?

Hello!

7. What kind of music do you listen to?

Really into future bass right now, but I'll listen to most anything

8. What can you bring to our LR?

Humor and good teamwork

9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!

I play tendie IRL. Also a seal walks into a club...

10. Link to player page/update thread

Player page

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First SMJHL Shutout vs Detroit Falcons
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Max Russakoff (HAL), 17 saves from 17 shots - (1.000)


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Thaddeus Prince (MTL), 21 saves from 24 shots - (0.875), L, 5-5-2, 60:00 minutes
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of):None
2. What kind of player do you intend to build?A shooter who can skate though defenders like a hot knife through butter
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? First time player
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? Someone to help me learn the ropes
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths?No
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi? Still working on learning everything
7. What kind of music do you listen to? Pretty much everything, not huge on country or rap
8. What can you bring to our LR? A relatively active player
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! I march in a college Marching Band
10. Link to player page/update thread: player page http://originalshl.com/index.php?showtopic=73914 update page http://originalshl.com/index.php?act=ST&f=647&t=74095

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 Posted: Dec 4 2016, 11:06 PM
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of): SHL mostly, tried VHL and a few others. Most puttered out.
2. What kind of player do you intend to build? Power forward focused on passing
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? Third player in the SHL
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? Ice time and active people.
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths? I've met a few members in passing
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi? I'm shy, also lazy, its one of those.
7. What kind of music do you listen to? Japanese Funk
8. What can you bring to our LR? Pizza, twice a month after payday
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself!

A bear was taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"

"No," replied the rabbit.

The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.

10. Link to player page/update thread
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=74091
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of): Lots
2. What kind of player do you intend to build? TWF that can convert to D if needed.
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? ...
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? Don't need much from a team in particular, but an active LR is always nice.
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths? Rice, don't know who's where anymore lol.
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi?
7. What kind of music do you listen to? Talk radio.
8. What can you bring to our LR? Stuff.
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jed Lloren.

Jed Lloren who?

Jed Lloren who sucks balls LOLOLOL.
10. Link to player page/update thread. Both in the sig.

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Tbf, if I were ever trapped with TDW, gorlab and the Renes... I think death is actually a victory here.
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1. Sim league experience (list any leagues you've been a part of): Just here
2. What kind of player do you intend to build? Sniper
3. Is this your first player or are you a recreate? Recreate
4. What are you looking for in a team, in terms of keeping you interested? Just wanna be around good people that's all
5. Do you know anyone currently on the Mammoths? The GMs. akamai is basically my mom.
6. If you answered no, why haven't you contacted me to say hi?
7. What kind of music do you listen to? Anything and everything
8. What can you bring to our LR? I can probably help bring a more active LR by being just random af
9. Tell me a joke or an interesting fact about yourself! no
10. Link to player page/update thread: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showt...dpost&p=2092624

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