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SupaWoov
 Posted: Nov 25 2017, 02:22 PM
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Do you have any previous sim league experience? No.

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section? As of now I plan to be decently active.

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal) Favorite team is the Penguins, still in high school, and I live in California.

What's more important to you, playing time or championships? I'm just here for a good time, any play time or championships are a bonus.

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors? However many is needed to get to the SHL.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats? Got 3 cats and my dad's and 2 dogs at my mom's.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes? Yes, it's preferred.

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty? Destroying pussy.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft? I play HQM and am thus gay.

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Do you have any previous sim league experience?

This is my first time recreating, just retired my player from 2015.

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section?

I'm haven't been very active in a while, I have some friends playing too now, but I wouldn't bet on me being that active. I'll update every week probably.

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal)

Pittsburgh Penguins fan, just finished school for Animation. Not working at any company, just freelance stuff right now before I'm ready to move.

What's more important to you, playing time or championships?

Championships

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors?

Probably 4, that's what it took last time, and I wasn't good until the last one.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats?

Nope.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes?

Uhhh

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty?

Playing guitar and destroying other online gaming communities with my beauty.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft?

I had a really good 4th SMJHL season last time around, led the league in scoring and won the Ideen Fallah and Raymond Lindsay awards. I was bad other than that flash in the pan.

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Do you have any previous sim league experience? NSFL, EFL, VHL, SBA, GOMHL, PBE. Short answer: yes.

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section? Not too active in media but I'll do what I can, maybe collaborate with people?

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal) Anaheim Ducks in the NHL and San Diego Gulls in the AHL. Daygo native, and I'm currently a student.

What's more important to you, playing time or championships? As much of a cliche as it is, the team. I just like people having a good time. Will I bitch about performance? Yeah, but if we're winning I'm all good.

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors? Not sure yet.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats? Yes 1 cute boxer pupper

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes? Yeah why not?

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty? Madden, NBA 2k, NCAA Football 14, video games basically. I also do debate but that's nerd shit.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft? I know I act like an immature dickhead but I can be pretty chill when I'm not stupid asf

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Do you have any previous sim league experience? I played GM connected on NHL 14 with a few friends, but that's about it!

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section? I'll try and post once or twice a week

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal) Favourite team is the Winnipeg Jets! Right now I am an unemployed uni student, and I am from Canada!

What's more important to you, playing time or championships? Championships for sure!

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors? I'm not sure to be honest, I am new to this site so I don't know how quickly I can level up.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats? Unfortunately I do not!

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes? Absolutely!

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty? Cracking a cool one with the boys

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft? Gary Grease may be the slowest guy in the league, but that doesn't matter since his wingspan can cover have the ice!

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 Posted: Nov 27 2017, 02:54 AM
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Do you have any previous sim league experience?
No

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section?
A daily user.

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal)
My favorite NHL team is the Red Wings, but I have a soft spot for the Calgary Flames as well. Pavel Datsyuk is my favorite player by far, just so talented and composed on the ice, and the story of his life before the NHL is a really inspiring one.
I am in the final year of my bachelor degree as a computer science student at a university in Michigan.
I've been playing hockey since I was 5 and still play competitively (club for my school).

What's more important to you, playing time or championships?
I have played on teams where I'm the best player that aren't very good and teams that are top tier where I'm a 4th liner. The top tier teams are always the ones with the best character and the most brotherly teams where everyone feels like they are part of a family. I always want to be an impact player on any team I am a part of, but I'd ride the pine on any team if that meant I got to be a part of championship team.

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors?
I don't exactly know how this works yet. If it works the way it does in real life, my player should be playing juniors for 2 years before being drafted into the majors, then at most another 2 years until he is required to go pro. I'd like to play at least 2 years of juniors for sure, probably more depending on how long the seasons are.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats?
I have one little doggo and one lil floofer. Love those little things to death.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes?
Dad jokes are the best jokes. Only if they are dank memes.

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty?
My days involve the following things: eating, sleeping, homework, hockey.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft?
Dad joke:
My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"
He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

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Do you have any previous sim league experience?
This is my first run at it. I am very excited to do this and look forward to the fun.

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section?
I will attempt to be very active in order to grow my player!

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal)
My Favorite NHL Team are the Colorado Avalanche and I am a student athlete, playing hockey, in the PNW.

What's more important to you, playing time or championships?
Playing time comes as one becomes more trustworthy and consistent. Championships come as a result of strong team play and believing in the system. Championships are more important to me because that is for your club.

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors?
I hope to be in Juniors until my parent club see fit that I will be a useful fit for The Show.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats?
I have one "Little Old Man." My pup is eight years old and looks like an old man, but he's just a little ball fun.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes?
Are you asking me if I am going to crack due to memes? I thrive on dank memes.

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty?
I will be working to pay for school as well as play in two hockey leagues, and working for a junior team.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft?
I am looking to be a contributing member of the team on the offense as well as a consistent threat on the defensive end.

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 Posted: Nov 27 2017, 09:25 AM
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Do you have any previous sim league experience? I've been a member of the SHL since S27.

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section? I plan on being more active now than I have been in the run up to the draft, in order to increase my bank balance!

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal) I'm a Habs fan, I go to as many games a season as I can! I'm working part time in retail to save some money to go travelling some more after deferring university for another year.

What's more important to you, playing time or championships? I would love to win a championship!

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors? Maybe quite a few based on how the goalie situation is in the SHL.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats? I wish.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes? I'm not quite sure what dad bot is but it does sound like a lot of fun.

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty? I'll probably be doing something hockey related, watching or playing it!

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft? There isn't anything I can think of but I would be happy to answer any questions you may have!

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 Posted: Nov 27 2017, 01:34 PM
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Do you have any previous sim league experience? Nope

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section? As much as I can get away with while at work

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal) Born and raised a Pens fan

What's more important to you, playing time or championships? Championships all the way

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors? Until I get told otherwise

U got any cute doggos or lil cats? One pupper (Bonus photo)

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes? What would life be without horrible jokes and memes?!

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty? Thinking about all the things I should be doing...

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft? Uhh...no?

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Do you have any previous sim league experience?

None only played single player sim games like Football Manager

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section?

As active as I can be between school and work. Probably an article a week or so. May try to flex my graphic abilities too.

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job?
Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal)


Being from Chicago, i'm naturally a Blackhawks fan (plus I love me some Kaner).

What's more important to you, playing time or championships?

Early on playing time is key to development so to start playing time is very important to me.

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors?

For the time being I would say at least 2 seasons to make sure I develop enough for the big time.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats?

Two cute doggos. One old doggo, Taylor, and one pupper, Leia. If posting pics of them will give me an advantage I am not above using how adorable they are.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes?

Love bad jokes and memes. Bring 'em on

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty?

School, work, watching sports (soccer, college football, and hockey), and playing vidya games.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft?

I'm really looking forward to developing into an offensive juggernaut for whomever picks me in the draft!

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Do you have any previous sim league experience? : None

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section? : I plan on being a daily user. Learn how I continuously contribute to the site and team I play for.

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal) : My favorite team is the Montreal Canadiens. Now that information alone probably makes me a pass or not, but I'll continue on. My job is Law Enforcement in Canada.

What's more important to you, playing time or championships? : A mixture is good. I played soccer competitively and being the starter I always enjoyed the playing time. Being part of a team that isn't truly a team means no fun no matter how much you play. I want to be a player that can eat up those big minutes needed to push the team I play for towards championships.

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors? : I don't know how this works honestly. I will have to look into this a go from there. I want to be prepared for when I go pro and not hinder my team. Development time is key.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats? : No http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0065.gif Now that I moved on my own they are too much work to keep up.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes? : Bring it on!!!

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty? : Workout mainly, if you have any questions on fitness I will give you 100% truth and I don't shy from the truth when on that topic.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft? : I plan to work hard here. I'm taking my time to learn the site and league. Hope to be here for while!

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NSFL
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Once a week/whenever opportunity arises
Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal)
LA Kings fave team. Kopitar fav player. Canadian born and raised.
What's more important to you, playing time or championships?
Championships
How many seasons will you be playing in juniors?
Until I'm good enough to be in the big leagues
U got any cute doggos or lil cats?
1 doggo that died RIP and gf has a cat
Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes?
si senor
What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty?
long walks on the beach and drinking fine wine while listening to classical music.
Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft?
I don't care if I'm a 4th line bum as long as I'm doing my job well.

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None whatsoever

How active do you plan on being this season in the media section?
Depends on if I can get my photoshop-fu back. I used to mess around with it a bit, a long time ago.

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal)
Favourite team is the Montreal Canadiens. I'm from England, and have never been to Canada or played hockey. I watched the Sochi Olympics (for the snowboarding) and fell in love with the game. Amusingly enough, a friend from Toronto reccomended I follow the Canadiens. Now that we're mediocre and the Leafs have Matthews and a bright future, I'm starting to think he was playing a very long con. My work is of no interest, so I'll skip that.

What's more important to you, playing time or championships?
Give me top pairing minutes so I can win you the championship! Seriously, I don't know.

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors?
Again, not sure. Another team asked the same question and I suggested 2-3 years, which I think is about the average for a defensman?

U got any cute doggos or lil cats?
One cat.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes?
I have memed for many a year. Not much terrorizes me any more.

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty?
I play videogames and waste time on the internet. Amongst other things.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft?
I have no idea what I'm doing. I'll be totally up front about that. I'm more than willing to take advice and even flat-out orders.

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I plan on being relatively active.

Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal)

My favorite NHL team is the New York Islanders.

What's more important to you, playing time or championships?

Playing time would be nice, but the team always comes first. I'm not afraid to sit if that's what it takes for our team to win. The Championship is what matters for all of us.

How many seasons will you be playing in juniors?

Ideally, however long my team needs me.

U got any cute doggos or lil cats?

One Shih Tzu.

Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes?

Absolutely.

What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty?

Probably nothing.

Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft?

There isn't anything in particular that I feel would help you and Wozdog get to know me.

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Semi Active
Tell me about yourself good man. What's your favorite NHL team? What's your job? Where you from? (don't feel forced to reveal anything you don't want to reveal)
Chicago Blackhawks and Colorado Avalanche.
What's more important to you, playing time or championships?
Championships, at all costs.
How many seasons will you be playing in juniors?
As I am new to this, I'd say 4ish.
U got any cute doggos or lil cats?
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Are you ok with dad bot terrorizing you for your entire juniors career with horrible jokes and memes?
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What do you do when you're not destroying the SHL with your beauty?
Work, School, Chel, Repeat
Anything you'd like me and Wozdog to know going into this draft?
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