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» S33 Detroit Falcons Interested Prospects Thread
ztevans
 Posted: Jan 15 2017, 02:20 PM
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Since there's already some folks creating for the S33 SMJHL Entry Draft, we might as well start posting these IP Threads. Answer the following questions in a reply to this thread so we can get to know you (and so you can get TPE). We'll probably also get in touch with you via PM if we like you a whole lot and stuff.

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[b]Player Name[/b]:
[b]Player Position[/b]:
[b]Link to Profile[/b]:
[b]Rate your activity on a scale of 1-5 (1 being rarely/never, 2 being once a week, 3 being every other day, 4 being most days of the week, 5 being multiple times each day)[/b]:
[b]Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?[/b]:
[b]What are your strengths and weaknesses?[/b]:
[b]What kind of player do you want to build?:[/b]
[b]Would you like to be a Falcon? If so, why?[/b]:
[b]Do you know any player from the league?[/b]
[b]We want you to have fun in this league, but we also want you to help us have fun as well. How would you describe your personality? Tell us about your interests and hobbies![/b]:
[b]Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or the Detroit Falcons. How do you break up with her?[/b]


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Mr. Deplorable
 Posted: Jan 15 2017, 02:27 PM
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Player Name: Jimmy Wagner
Player Position: goalie
Link to Profile: nah
Activity Level; be qualitative (don't just say a number between 1 and 10) or Avakael will yell at you: 10
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: yes
What are your strengths and weaknesses: I'm American and I have no weaknesses. I am genetically superior.
What kind of player do you want to build?: legend
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: Avakael
Do you know any player from the league? lol yah
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? Falcons because that Pussy is so good and I could just play somewhere else. Pussy whipped.
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. idk

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Avakael
 Posted: Jan 15 2017, 06:30 PM
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QUOTE (Mr. Deplorable @ Jan 16 2017, 05:57 AM)
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Activity Level; be qualitative (don't just say a number between 1 and 10) or Avakael will yell at you: 10
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crutch
 Posted: Jan 16 2017, 02:10 PM
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Player Name:
Connor Blackwell
Player Position:
Center
Link to Profile:
Haven't created yet.
Activity Level; be qualitative (don't just say a number between 1 and 10) or Avakael will yell at you:
Pretty active.
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?:
Yes, and graphics
What are your strengths and weaknesses:
Strengths:
- I can fit 19 raw hot dogs in my mouth
- I know WBF
Weaknesses:
- I can fit 19 raw hot dogs in my mouth
- I know WBF
What kind of player do you want to build?:
A physical playmaking center
Why would you like to be a Falcon?:
I like WBF
Do you know any player from the league?
A few.
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose?
Falcs baby.
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album.
I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful yet So Unaware of It

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TheRealBK
 Posted: Jan 16 2017, 09:41 PM
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Player Name: Brett Kennedy
Player Position: C/LW
Link to Profile: Lazy Pricks, all of you...
Activity Level; be qualitative (don't just say a number between 1 and 10) or Avakael will yell at you: I tend to keep the home screen on every day, so it'll say I'm super active, but pending work schedules and how the summer goes, I can't give you a certain. Just know that right now is a great time for me.
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: I'll do as many as I can, but if there's anything involving graphic work, I don't have the requirements needed to do that stuff.
What are your strengths and weaknesses:
What kind of player do you want to build?: The rare and gorgeous 'Defensive Power Forward'
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: Bryan Danielson was a Falcon, and almost won the bloody cup, so I wouldn't mind winning the cup for Detroit.
Do you know any player from the league? Just the old guys. Why doesn't Ocho want to talk to me, though?
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? If any woman tells me that she'll leave because of what I like, then apparently she isn't the one for me. Dump. Her. Ass.
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. I don't have an opinion on them, since I don't listen to The 1975.

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Jakub
 Posted: Jan 16 2017, 10:46 PM
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Player Name: Jakub Trocheck
Player Position: Defense
Link to Profile: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=75158
Activity Level; be qualitative (don't just say a number between 1 and 10) or Avakael will yell at you: I think I am extremely active and have been doing more than any of the other rookies, no offense other rookies.
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: Already have done both, don't plan to stop
What are your strengths and weaknesses: Strength: SKATING and scoring, weaknesses: everything else for now
What kind of player do you want to build?: High scoring defenseman
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: I have PMed you some of the details on this, I'm also going to be writing an article detailing why I do and don't want to be on each team so stay tuned!
Do you know any player from the league? No
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? Her all the way, I only have one love and that's hockey
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. I honestly couldn't even name one song, but I can go google it and get back to you for those bonus points

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 Posted: Jan 23 2017, 08:51 PM
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Player Name: In my signature.
Player Position: Goaltender
Link to Profile: My update thread is in my signature.
Activity Level; be qualitative (don't just say a number between 1 and 10) or Avakael will yell at you: Not sure how to judge this
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?:I believe so.
What are your strengths and weaknesses: Well you can see that on my player.
What kind of player do you want to build?: A 'flopper' goalie
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: I cannot say I particularly have any motivation to be one.
Do you know any player from the league? Nope
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? if she had an issue with a virtual hockey team to the point of breaking up... obviously she isn't worth the time.
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. never heard of them.

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Marley
 Posted: Jan 24 2017, 06:41 PM
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Player Name: sig
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Link to Profile: sig
Activity Level; be qualitative (don't just say a number between 1 and 10) or Avakael will yell at you: 6. Ill post from time to time in the LR. Sometimes often, sometimes not. Life first, right? Always update though.
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: Yep.
What are your strengths and weaknesses: Weakness, risk of activity. Strength - Could turn out fucking amazing and you regret not taking me.
What kind of player do you want to build?: Offensive forward who can play D
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: Why not? Detroit is good, yeah.
Do you know any player from the league? Yes.
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? I like tits, so unless you got them Im keeping Upton.
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album.
Sure.

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Green
 Posted: Jan 25 2017, 10:10 AM
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Player Name: Xander Green
Player Position: Center
Link to Profile:
Activity Level; be qualitative (don't just say a number between 1 and 10) or Avakael will yell at you: Not sure, my previous player was a Hall of Fame player, but had lost interest in the league. Going for a new try, so I don't want to give any guarantees about my activity
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: Hopefully
What are your strengths and weaknesses: Passing, Skating, Puckhandling
What kind of player do you want to build?: Playmaker
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: I have no real preference
Do you know any player from the league? Now the old players in the league, but not really the new ones.
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? Why would I date her? I'm happily married
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. Know the name, but can't name a single song

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 Posted: Jan 25 2017, 10:28 AM
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 Posted: Jan 25 2017, 06:43 PM
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Player Name: Vesa Perhonen
Player Position: C
Link to Profile: click on the top left
Rate your activity on a scale of 1-5 (1 being rarely/never, 2 being once a week, 3 being every other day, 4 being most days of the week, 5 being multiple times each day): 5
[b]Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?
: yes
What are your strengths and weaknesses?: Passing, defense, skating, weakness is checking
What kind of player do you want to build?: Power forward
Would you like to be a Falcon? If so, why?: I'm pretty indifferent to Detroit.
Do you know any player from the league? Sure
We want you to have fun in this league, but we also want you to help us have fun as well. How would you describe your personality? Tell us about your interests and hobbies! Tv Shows, hockey, basketball, football, politics, religion, basically anything you wouldn't talk about with strangers excluding Bleak topics.
[b]Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or the Detroit Falcons. How do you break up with her?

I wouldn't get past the first date with Kate Upton.

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Buster
 Posted: Jan 29 2017, 01:35 PM
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Player Name: Roddy Hawkins
Player Position: Big D
Link to Profile: Fuck no
Rate your activity on a scale of 1-5 (1 being rarely/never, 2 being once a week, 3 being every other day, 4 being most days of the week, 5 being multiple times each day): 11
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: No
What are your strengths and weaknesses?: Big D, weakness is D is too big
What kind of player do you want to build?: Big D
Would you like to be a Falcon? If so, why?: I've only spent all but one season with this shit team
Do you know any player from the league? No
We want you to have fun in this league, but we also want you to help us have fun as well. How would you describe your personality? Tell us about your interests and hobbies!: Fucking stud
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or the Detroit Falcons. How do you break up with her? Leave the Falcons obviously

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 Posted: Jan 30 2017, 06:40 PM
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Player Name: Finn Larsson
Player Position: Center
Link to Profile: Link
Rate Your Activity on a scale of 1-5: 5
Do you plan on doing media articles and Point Tasks?: Yes already have
What are your strengths and weaknesses?: Passing, puckhandling, endurance. Weakness is checking.
What kind of player do you want to build?: Point producer
Would you like to be a falcon? Why?: Yes, Love their jerseys
Do you know any player from the league? No
We want you to have fun in this league, but we also want you to help us have fun as well. How would you describe your personality?: Funny, loves hockey, games of thrones, walking dead.
Imagine your dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum- leave her or the Detroit Falcons. How do you break up with her? I'd leave Detroit. I'm hoping honesty is something Falcons value.

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Player Name: Emiya Shirou

Player Position: LW

Link to Profile Here ya go!

Rate Your Activity on a scale of 1-5:
4

Do you plan on doing media articles and Point Tasks?:
I already have started doing all of them, as well as posting an introduction for everyone on here. smile.gif

What are your strengths and weaknesses?:
Strengths: Skating, Passing, Defense
Weaknesses: Checking, Busty Females

What kind of player do you want to build?
A Two Way Forward who is pass first and D second

Would you like to be a falcon? Why?:
Birds are neat ^^

Do you know any player from the league?
A couple of people who are in the discord! Aside from that, not really http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/default/tongue.png

We want you to have fun in this league, but we also want you to help us have fun as well. How would you describe your personality?
Weebish, laid back, sarcastic, timid. ^^

Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or the Detroit Falcons. How do you break up with her?
I'd just wake up, probably.










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