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» S32 Detroit Falcons Interested Prospects Thread
Avakael
 Posted: Nov 26 2016, 09:50 AM
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I'm posting it because short answer, fuck you, and long answer, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuuuuu. If you want to be on the SMJHL team that everyone loves to hate, you're in the right place.

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[b]Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?[/b]:
[b]What are your strengths and weaknesses[/b]:
[b]What kind of player do you want to build?:[/b]
[b]Why would you like to be a Falcon?[/b]:
[b]Do you know any player from the league?[/b]
[b]Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose?[/b]
[b]What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album.[/b]


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Legend
 Posted: Nov 26 2016, 12:08 PM
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Player Name: Lochlann O'Rourke
Player Position: Left Wing
Link to Profile: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showt...dpost&p=2065098
Activity Level. Don't just give a number from 1-10; be qualitative: Daily. Sites always open
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: Of course. Check out my first one.
What are your strengths and weaknesses: Able to devote time to LR's and general activity.
What kind of player do you want to build?: Scoring winger with two way game coming later on.
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: Great name and logo
Do you know any player from the league? No?
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? I would have said leave her, but after that recent tweet... Damn she has her boys back. That's a tough one, sorry Falcons.
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. Just googled them. Cool music.

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 Posted: Nov 26 2016, 12:59 PM
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Player Name: Fletcher Carric
Player Position: center
Link to Profile: in my sig
Activity Level. Don't just give a number from 1-10; be qualitative: I'll be active Inc the locker room and hope to do a short much media as I have time forces as I work and am at college
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?:
as many as I have time for
What are your strengths and weaknesses:
great team player (strength, skating, puckhandling) , my lack of motivation on occasion can get the better of me (checking)
What kind of player do you want to build?:
A puck possessor. Someone who is extremely hard to know off the puck
Why would you like to be a Falcon?:
Great respect for a former gm of the team in esa... loved joining him on the Dragons
Do you know any player from the league?
Most of them
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose?
id have to write a media article about it. Likely stay with the team
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album.
Not a big music buff. Heard of them but couldn't tell you much about them

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 Posted: Nov 26 2016, 12:59 PM
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Player Name: viktor vorkampfer
Player Position: C
Link to Profile: sig
Activity Level. Don't just give a number from 1-10; be qualitative: I come on for a lot of time every day
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: every point task
What are your strengths and weaknesses: ST, PA, DF are strengths SC is weekness
What kind of player do you want to build?: the best center in the league
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: because pure an smjhl team
Do you know any player from the league? I know a lot of players from the league
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? probably upton since I'll only be with the falcons for 2 seasons
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album.. 1975 was a great year for america

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 Posted: Nov 26 2016, 05:16 PM
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Player Name: Zinaida Titova
Player Position: LW
Link to Profile: Here you go
Activity Level. Don't just give a number from 1-10; be qualitative: 5, depends on what my last semester of college.
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: Whenever I can fit it in my schedule.
What are your strengths and weaknesses: My strength is that I am willing to learn new things since I really am a rookie and would like to be the best that I can. My weakness is being overly blunt.
What kind of player do you want to build?: I want to build a player that can be the true two-way: able to assist and also if you need the extra D, more than able to do my part.
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: I'm here so I don't get fined.
Do you know any player from the league? #liluminati http://i39.tinypic.com/nv2mf.png
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? Stay with Kate Upton.
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. The 1975 is really good and I particularly enjoy Chocolate and that entire album the most. Why? Because it's upbeat to really depressing lyrics and I enjoy that ridiculousness.

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 Posted: Nov 27 2016, 03:58 PM
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Player Name: Harper Wright
Player Position: C
Link to Profile: http://originalshl.com/index.php?showtopic=72971
Activity Level; be qualitative: In two weeks im home from college for a month so I expect to be very active. I'm a recreate and former GM ya know the drill
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: yessir
What are your strengths and weaknesses:
What kind of player do you want to build?: Two Way center, Bergeron style
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: My favorite Eastern Conference team, i've been a Whaler for life but if I have to go anywhere else Det is my #1
Do you know any player from the league? Been around for a while
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? Leave her, hoes aint loyal anyway
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. I can dig em but I couldn't name their best album

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 Posted: Nov 29 2016, 09:28 PM
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Player Name: Sami Sirius
Player Position: Center
Link to Profile: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=73614
Activity Level. Don't just give a number from 1-10; be qualitative: 9
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: yeah
What are your strengths and weaknesses Faceoffs and my weakness is marshmellows
What kind of player do you want to build?: Defensive center
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: Favorite junior team
Do you know any player from the league all of them
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? Bye SHL as a whole
[b]What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album.
Pretty good and The 1975

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 Posted: Nov 30 2016, 08:33 PM
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Player Name: Otto Lahti
Player Position: Defence
Link to Profile: In sig
Activity Level; be qualitative: Hoping to improve to about an 8 now
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: I plan on doing PTs
What are your strengths and weaknesses: Strengths are passing, strength, and defence. Weakness is scoring.
What kind of player do you want to build?: A hard-hitting two way defencaman
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: cuz I luv me some WannabeFinn
Do you know any player from the league? I know everyone
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose? If I'm dating Kate Upton, why I am playing hockey in the first place?
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album. Alright and The 1975

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 Posted: Dec 1 2016, 10:24 AM
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Player Name:
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Player Position:
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Link to Profile:
In my sig

Activity Level; be qualitative:
8.5/10

Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?:
PTs yeah, articles maybe

What are your strengths and weaknesses:
Weakness: Finishing lists
Strengths:

What kind of player do you want to build?:
Punishing, physical DFD

Why would you like to be a Falcon?:
I'm just here so I don't get fined

Do you know any player from the league?
I know nothing, Jon Snow

Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would
you choose?

Pack my bags and get on the first plane out of Detroit

What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album.
Not a huge fan, tbh.

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QUOTE (Avakael @ Dec 1 2016, 11:47 AM)
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 Posted: Dec 1 2016, 12:59 PM
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QUOTE (Avakael @ Dec 1 2016, 10:47 AM)
Holy shit do any of you people know what 'qualitative' even is


Alexis Metzler: Head of Detroit Falcons Amateur Scouting, Giver of Zero Fucks.

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QUOTE (Avakael @ Dec 1 2016, 11:47 AM)
Holy shit do any of you people know what 'qualitative' even is

There are some qualitative answers in there...

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 Posted: Dec 1 2016, 03:50 PM
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Player Name: Teemu Sirius
Player Position: RW
Link to Profile: http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=73377&st=0
Activity Level; be qualitative: about the same as always
Do you plan on doing Media Articles and Point Tasks?: no and yes
What are your strengths and weaknesses: I think my LR presence is definitely a strength. My weakness would probably be my inability to accept defeat. I don't like to lose.
What kind of player do you want to build?:an elite goal scorer
Why would you like to be a Falcon?: need ice time and Detroit needs talent
Do you know any player from the league? I think I've met one or two
Imagine, you're dating Kate Upton, and then she comes with an ultimatum - leave her or Detroit Falcons. What would you choose?I wouldn't leave the bedroom let alone be playing hockey anywhere
What is your opinion on The 1975? Bonus points if you tell me their best album.I don't understand this question.

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