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ThatDamnMcJesus
 Posted: Nov 8 2017, 07:22 PM
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Same as last season. I'm not relying on this to do my scouting, this is just something quick and fun for you kiddies to do. Please fill out the questions honestly and/or hilariously.

1. Please provide a link to your player page. (If it is in your signature, just say so)

2. What is your activity level on a scale of 1-10?

3. Do you strive for more individual or team-oriented success? Don't be afraid to answer individual if that's what motivates you, I won't think lesser of you.

4. Training/Equipment gets expensive in the SHL, how much effort are you willing to put in to get SHL bucks?

5. What shall we expect out of your memes/60 production in the forums and on discord?

6. Do you consider yourself a leader?

7.Rate Gooney?Rate Wozy? (1-10) 1 being bukss 10 being gooney

8. Tell us about yourself. What is your favorite NHL Team? What hobbies do you have outside of the SHL? Have you played hockey?

9.How do you like your steak?(well-done, medium, rare, etc)

10. Post your favorite gif/meme.

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ToeDragon84
 Posted: Nov 8 2017, 07:33 PM
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TheWoZy
 Posted: Nov 8 2017, 07:34 PM
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better than Pandava

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Waters
 Posted: Nov 8 2017, 07:50 PM
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keeps ppl alive

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Same as last season. I'm not relying on this to do my scouting, this is just something quick and fun for you kiddies to do. Please fill out the questions honestly and/or hilariously.

1. Please provide a link to your player page. (If it is in your signature, just say so)
no
2. What is your activity level on a scale of 1-10?
0
3. Do you strive for more individual or team-oriented success? Don't be afraid to answer individual if that's what motivates you, I won't think lesser of you.
i don't strive for success
4. Training/Equipment gets expensive in the SHL, how much effort are you willing to put in to get SHL bucks?
absolutely none
5. What shall we expect out of your memes/60 production in the forums and on discord?
0
6. Do you consider yourself a leader?
no
7.Rate Gooney?Rate Wozy? (1-10) 1 being bukss 10 being gooney
36 for both
8. Tell us about yourself. What is your favorite NHL Team? What hobbies do you have outside of the SHL? Have you played hockey?
NHL depresses me
I don't have a life outside SHL
I can't skate
9.How do you like your steak?(well-done, medium, rare, etc)
3rd degree burnt
10. Post your favorite gif/meme.
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Waters
 Posted: Nov 8 2017, 07:52 PM
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keeps ppl alive

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also u stole my rate gooney out of 10 question wtf

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Thunder39
 Posted: Nov 8 2017, 08:27 PM
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1. Please provide a link to your player page. (If it is in your signature, just say so)

Its on my sig. but heres the link anyway:
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=82423

2. What is your activity level on a scale of 1-10?

8.5

3. Do you strive for more individual or team-oriented success? Don't be afraid to answer individual if that's what motivates you, I won't think lesser of you.

Team oriented success. Personal accolades are nice but nothing feels better than having a great LR and bringing home a championship.

4. Training/Equipment gets expensive in the SHL, how much effort are you willing to put in to get SHL bucks?

I've been posting alot of media already (articles,weekly podcast etc.), i would welcome the opportunity to have a paying job in the league as well.

5. What shall we expect out of your memes/60 production in the forums and on discord?

it will be pretty average. I enjoy a good meme but dont have alot to share. I will be active on the discord and the site as well.

6. Do you consider yourself a leader?

Yes. I love having a leadership role and would welcome the opportunity.

7.Rate Gooney?Rate Wozy? (1-10) 1 being bukss 10 being gooney

Gooney = 10(duh)
Wozy = 12(also duh)

8. Tell us about yourself. What is your favorite NHL Team? What hobbies do you have outside of the SHL? Have you played hockey?

Im a huge Sens fan, and i've been a goalie in hockey since i was 5 (im 23 now). Outside of the SHL im currently in school for physio/athletic therapy, and im also a amateur DJ (So hand me the aux in the LR)

9.How do you like your steak?(well-done, medium, rare, etc)

Always medium rare

10. Post your favorite gif/meme.

here it is

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crutch
 Posted: Nov 9 2017, 06:19 PM
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white diamonds on my wrist bitch it's GUCCI GANG

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1. Please provide a link to your player page. (If it is in your signature, just say so)
in sig

2. What is your activity level on a scale of 1-10?
9

3. Do you strive for more individual or team-oriented success? Don't be afraid to answer individual if that's what motivates you, I won't think lesser of you.
team-oriented. I'd rather play 3rd line center on a winning team than 1st line center on a team that sucks complete ass.

4. Training/Equipment gets expensive in the SHL, how much effort are you willing to put in to get SHL bucks?
I have $40M in the bank right now, so enough.

5. What shall we expect out of your memes/60 production in the forums and on discord?
You know my style.

6. Do you consider yourself a leader?
Yes

7.Rate Gooney?Rate Wozy? (1-10) 1 being bukss 10 being gooney
gooney: 10
wozy: 8

8. Tell us about yourself. What is your favorite NHL Team? What hobbies do you have outside of the SHL? Have you played hockey?
I like the canucks and the coyotes. my hobbies outside of the shl is the shl.

9.How do you like your steak?(well-done, medium, rare, etc)
medium

10. Post your favorite gif/meme.
you've seen too many of them

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drodger91
 Posted: Nov 9 2017, 09:37 PM
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1. Please provide a link to your player page. (If it is in your signature, just say so)
-In the signature!

2. What is your activity level on a scale of 1-10?
-10, on here daily dealing wit SMJHL GM stuff.

3. Do you strive for more individual or team-oriented success? Don't be afraid to answer individual if that's what motivates you, I won't think lesser of you.
-Team oriented for sure. With my last player, the build was a strong defensive defensmen helping the team succeed, and I think that has carried over to my two-way center.

4. Training/Equipment gets expensive in the SHL, how much effort are you willing to put in to get SHL bucks?
-I have money saved up from my last player, so I can get by for a while, just might need some big contacts down the road!

5. What shall we expect out of your memes/60 production in the forums and on discord?
-I basically live on discord because it's on my phone and easy to communicate, not a big meme guy though.

6. Do you consider yourself a leader?
-Yes, I'm older and have been around here for a while, I like to help out new and young members when I can.

7.Rate Gooney?Rate Wozy? (1-10) 1 being bukss 10 being gooney
-Who?

8. Tell us about yourself. What is your favorite NHL Team? What hobbies do you have outside of the SHL? Have you played hockey?
-I'm 26, licensed mechanic, Ottawa Senators, mostly anything to do with cars, do some racing and stuff, love win and learning about it, and played hockey for about 23 years now, never had the ambition but did play a bit of junior back in the day, looking to start a coaching career next year with rep hockey.

9.How do you like your steak?(well-done, medium, rare, etc)
-Medium

10. Post your favorite gif/meme.
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Dangles13
 Posted: Nov 9 2017, 10:02 PM
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Dude
 Posted: Nov 10 2017, 01:16 AM
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1. Please provide a link to your player page. (If it is in your signature, just say so)
My page is in my Sig.

2. What is your activity level on a scale of 1-10?
7-10 I'm on a lot.

3. Do you strive for more individual or team-oriented success? Don't be afraid to answer individual if that's what motivates you, I won't think lesser of you.
A little of both, I know my team needs me to perform and I know I need my team to perform.

4. Training/Equipment gets expensive in the SHL, how much effort are you willing to put in to get SHL bucks?
I already have a job as a full time updater, standing to make at least 7-8m at the beginning of the season.

5. What shall we expect out of your memes/60 production in the forums and on discord?
I'm not much of a memes producer, but I have elite snark/60.

6. Do you consider yourself a leader?
No.

7.Rate Gooney?Rate Wozy? (1-10) 1 being bukss 10 being gooney
Gooney is a hard 1, Wozy is a solid 2.5. Hate you guys. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0032.gif

8. Tell us about yourself. What is your favorite NHL Team? What hobbies do you have outside of the SHL? Have you played hockey?
I am a Vancouver fan. I enjoy hating my life and kneejerking about Brock Boeser. I'm a drummer and I have never even seen a hockey puck up close.

9.How do you like your steak?(well-done, medium, rare, etc)
I'm a white meat kinda guy.

10. Post your favorite gif/meme. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0032.gif
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DrunkenTeddy
 Posted: Nov 10 2017, 01:17 AM
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Dangles13
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Is this what it looks like when some old dude tries to convince a restaurant to serve them the kids meal?

No. I am wearing pants and haven't made any teenage girls cry.

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 Posted: Nov 10 2017, 04:42 PM
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1. Please provide a link to your player page. (If it is in your signature, just say so)

SIG

2. What is your activity level on a scale of 1-10?

7ish

3. Do you strive for more individual or team-oriented success? Don't be afraid to answer individual if that's what motivates you, I won't think lesser of you.

I'm a team player

4. Training/Equipment gets expensive in the SHL, how much effort are you willing to put in to get SHL bucks?

depends on the free time I have

5. What shall we expect out of your memes/60 production in the forums and on discord?

http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/G0AL.gif

6. Do you consider yourself a leader?

I do.

7.Rate Gooney?Rate Wozy? (1-10) 1 being bukss 10 being gooney

Could you please rephrase the question

8. Tell us about yourself. What is your favorite NHL Team? What hobbies do you have outside of the SHL? Have you played hockey?

I am one of three living Coyotes Fans. Never played hockey. I play a lot of fantasy sports and have 5 kids.

9.How do you like your steak?(well-done, medium, rare, etc)

medium rare

10. Post your favorite gif/meme.
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